Death Battle: Spider-Girl vs Jolyne Cujoh

Spider-Girl (Infinity) vs Jolyne by Br3ndan5
 

Prelude: Spider-Girl vs Jolyne Cujoh

Alright, the combatants are set. Let’s end this debate once and for all! It’s time for a Death Battle!

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To say that it was a hot summer day in Port St. Lucie would’ve been an understatement. The Sun’s intense heat was mercilessly beating down on Florida’s citizens, though they paid it no mind. Whether they were regular civilians or tourists, everyone had managed to find some way to ignore the heat. In fact, one such example of the latter could be seen making her way across the streets.

Clad in her red and blue spandex costume, Mayday Parker was busy swinging through the streets of Florida. Normally she and her family would’ve been in New York, but this was a special occasion. Midtown High School’s spring break had just started, and as a way to celebrate, the Parkers had decided to take a vacation to Florida. It had taken them over a day to reach their destination, but it had been worth it. After 2 months of studying for exams, keeping up with her assignments, and balancing her academic life with her heroic career, she would finally have the chance to just kick back, relax, and enjoy some fun in the sun. Well, that’s what she expected, anyway.

Unfortunately, it seemed that the old Parker Luck had decided to rear its ugly head. From the moment the Parkers had arrived, Florida’s TV networks and radio stations had been flooded with updates seemingly at every hour, all of them focusing on an extremely odd case. From what May and the rest of her family had heard, a group of convicts had escaped Green Dolphin Street Prison. 

According to the reports, the escapees were Jolyne Cujoh, a woman convicted for a hit-and-run while DUI; Atroe, a woman who had been arrested for kidnapping; and a murderer by the name of Narciso Anasui. How these two had escaped and what their reason was for being together remained a mystery. Some had suggested they paid off a guard to smuggle them in a boat, while others believed they had disguised themselves to escape. Regardless of the disagreements, all of them gave the same warning: avoid these people at all costs. For May, however, this warning served the opposite purpose: it convinced her to take action. That’s not to say this decision had flown past her parents’ radar, though.

Roughly 40 minutes prior

“May, are you up there?” The door to May’s hotel room opened, and Peter walked in soon after. “We were just discussing plans for dinner and I was wondering how you’d feel about…” Peter’s voice trailed off as he noticed his daughter’s current position.

To an outsider, the situation would’ve looked extremely surreal. May stared at her father, looking somewhat surprised as she clutched her currently thigh-length right legging. Peter stared back, allowing his daughter to witness his brown khakis and light blue shirt covered with images of pineapples. There was a brief, awkward silence between them, something Peter would break as he spoke first.

”I… thought we agreed you’d lay off web-swinging while we’re on vacation.” He said awkwardly.

“I know, and I thought I’d be able to stick with that, but,” May paused as she pulled her legging up, “It’s still my responsibility to protect people from harm. And with those two criminals out there-“

“You don’t have to explain. I understand.” Peter responded as he began closing the door. “Just don’t take too long, okay?”

Present

May flipped through the air, feeling the wind rush past her as she landed on one of the nearby skyscrapers. The moment she collided with the window, an audible- if somewhat muffled- THUNK could be heard. Placing her hands against the glass, Spider-Girl took a brief moment to pause as she looked around.

’Hoo-boy!’ She sighed. ‘I get that I’m searching out an entire city for three people, but you think they’d be easier to spot! I mean, who else would go out in public with those weird outfits?‘

Little did May know, one of the people she was searching for was currently a few blocks away, running down the street at top speed. 

‘I feel like I’ve swept half the city, but there’s still no sign of it. Dammit!’ Jolyne Cujoh, the daughter of Jotaro Kujo, swore under her breath. Currently, she was on a mission to retrieve the Green Baby, a creature made by the fanatical Enrico Pucci. To Pucci, the Green Baby was essential to his plan of attaining Heaven, and Jolyne had made it her goal to prevent that from happening. Unfortunately, it seemed that fate had other plans in store for her.

One day ago

“‘Hydrangea!’ ‘Rhinoceros beetle!’ ‘Singularity point!’” Pucci declared as he stood above the Green Baby, his arms already outstretched to grasp the creature. Then, to fully awaken it, the priest spoke the final phrase: “‘The Secret Emperor!’”

Upon hearing this final word, the creature’s red eyes snapped open, and it found itself staring at Pucci. For a brief moment, a poignant silence filled the air, but it would soon end as a pale, ghostly arm punched through Pucci’s hand. Blood spilled out of the wound as bone suddenly erupted out from the gash. Rather than worry about this, however, Pucci instead grabbed hold of the bone and pulled it free from his hand. Offering it to the Green Baby, which had begun to reach for item, he spoke again.

“Are you interested in me, now? Are you curious? Are you going to come to me?” He pressed it with questions. For a brief moment, he could’ve sworn the grass around the Baby had rustled, followed by a brief glow of orange, but he put it aside. “Is this going to mark the beginning of everything that is to come?”

There was a brief pause, and with it Pucci’s expression grew tighter. Was it possible he had failed? Could he have misremembered one of the phrases? Before he could question himself any further, he noticed the grass rustle again, followed by an almost drill-like sound. In tandem with this, the orange glow seemed to be growing stronger. Its illumination lit up Pucci’s face, highlighting his tense expression and the sweat running down his forehead. Just what was this item? Could it perhaps have something to do with DIO’s plan?

Enrico would soon get his answer as the item broke through the surface, revealing a smooth, glowing orange gemstone. Though his expression remained the same as before, Pucci’s eyes told a different story. His pupils showed three emotions: surprise, intrigue, and a slight hint of fear. Surprise at the item’s arrival, intrigue at the power he was sensing from it, and fear as he noticed the Green Baby start to turn its attention toward the gem.

‘No! I’m so close! If I could just regain its attention, I might-‘ unfortunately, Pucci’s thoughts would soon be cut short as the Green Baby suddenly grabbed hold of the orange gem. Both the creature and its jewel began to glow a bright orange, and then-

VEW!

Pucci suddenly disappeared in a flash of orange light, with Jolyne, Foo Fighters, and a bloodied Anasui vanishing not long after. The next thing she knew, Jolyne had found herself in the middle of Port St. Lucie, fully healed of her injuries, but something was wrong. Rather than the dead of night, it was now the middle of the day, and she was the only one here. No matter where she looked, she couldn’t find any sign of Foo Fighters, Anasui, or even Pucci for that matter! Then there was what really worried her. When she checked the nearby clocks and displays, they read March 19. Somehow, she’d been sent an entire day into the future, but how could that be? As far as she knew, there weren’t any Stand users who could manipulate time like this. She quickly put that aside, however, as there were more important matters to deal with. 

 

Anasui’s dying body had been injected with Jotaro’s memory disc, the latter of which was on the verge of shattering; Foo Fighters had also been on her death bed, and unless she’d been sent somewhere with water, it was unlikely she’d survive. It didn’t help that there were now only 3 days before Pucci could enact his plan to obtain Heaven, and that was assuming he hadn’t already gotten his hands on the Green Baby!

As these thoughts swam through her mind, Jolyne had begun searching the city, hoping she’d be able to find some sign of either her friends or the baby. Unfortunately, she’d had no such luck. It was close to an hour at this point, and the only thing she’d accomplished was getting herself lost. After letting out an annoyed sigh, the escaped convict began speaking aloud.

”Anasui? F.F.? Is anyone out here?” For a brief moment, she received no response, but then she heard something. It was a barely audible groan, but then it evolved into something louder.

”J-Jolyne?” Recognizing the voice, Jolyne took off toward its direction, and she soon found herself staring down at the body of Narciso Anasui. He was laying limply on the ground. Blood ran down his chest, painting the concrete beneath him a deep shade of crimson, though it seemed his wound had sealed itself shut. As she drew closer, Jolyne noticed a trail of golden smoke gather from where his wound had been. With each second that passed, the trail began to take on a more humanoid appearance, forming arms, a more pronounced chest, and an outline of hair.

“Th… this… N-no way! It can’t be!” Jolyne stammered as she watched the smoke’s appearance continue to evolve. “Anasui!”

”No… Jolyne…” a feminine voice responded as the smoke began to form a lower jaw. “Don’t worry… it’s not him…”

“I’m glad…” the cloud said as it took on a face and hairstyle. Turning to face her, Foo Fighters continued speaking. “Anasui… he got the disc back.”

As she said this, the former Stand gestured to Anasui, revealing a silver disc laying next to him.

‘It’s not Anasui!’ Jolyne realized. “Is that you, F.F.? Is that you, talking?”

”What I was scared most of, was not being able to even say goodbye to my friends. To forget how to say goodbye.” F.F. admitted. “But… at the very end, I still remembered that I have to say it.” Turning to Jolyne, she continued.

“Jolyne, when Anasui wakes up, tell him that his body is his. That I used his intelligence and his strength to cure his wounds.”

”Wait a second! What are you talking about, F.F.?” Jolyne asked.

”Goodbye, Jolyne. I can’t stay here any longer. F.F. is going to disappear.”

”What are you saying?” Jolyne demanded. “D-don’t be stupid!”

“Look at me, Jolyne.” Foo Fighters responded, gesturing to herself. “This is my ‘spirit’… This is my ‘intellect’… I was alive.”

“I’m going to get your disc back from the priest! Your Foo Fighters disc! Then you can come back!” Jolyne pleaded.

”But that will probably be another Foo Fighters. It probably won’t be ‘me.’ ‘This’ is me.” She said calmly. “This is me saying goodbye.” Turning her back to her friend, Foo Fighters continued.

”I’m glad I was able to say my goodbyes to you, Jolyne. It’s alright, Jolyne. It’s alright.” She said reassuringly. “I’m glad I got your disc back…”

As she spoke these final words, a sharp gust of wind blew through the area, taking the misty form of Foo Fighters with it.

”F.F.?” Jolyne asked as she watched her friend get swept up. Upon receiving no answer, she looked around and tried again. “F.F.?” She tried a third time, only to receive the same response. In desperation, she began calling out in an even louder voice.

“Answer me! WHERE ARE YOU? F.F.?” She cried out, her voice cracking as she screamed the name of her deceased friend. Nothing answered her. Nothing, save for another draft of wind blowing past her ears. Realizing she was alone, tears streaked down Jolyne’s face as she bent down,  picking up the memory disc and Anasui’s unconscious body.

Meanwhile, Spider-Girl was still scanning the area when the distant sounds of screaming filled her ears. With her mind kicking into high gear, the daughter of Spider-Man began swinging as fast as she could, and within seconds she had managed to close in on its source. 

Placing herself atop a perch, Spidey watched as Jolyne stood over an unconscious Anasui, currently in the middle of placing something in her pockets. While the distance made it difficult to tell what it was, it appeared to be some kind of disc. After placing it in her pocket, Jolyne began looking around, stopping as she noticed a pay phone on the other side of the street. With a sudden burst of energy, the escaped convict took off toward the booth, and it was at this same time that Spider-Girl decided to reveal herself.

After slowly lowering herself from a web line, May immediately rushed toward Anasui. With the amount of blood on his chest, she doubted he had that much longer to live, but if she acted fast enough, she could at least get him to a hospital! Once she was close enough, Spider-Girl knelt down and checked his pulse, but that’s when she noticed something odd.

”That can’t be right.” She muttered under her breath. Confused, she checked again, only to find that the feedback was now a bit stronger. There was no doubt about it. Somehow, even with the apparent blood loss, Anasui was completely healthy!

‘With how that blood is coming down, there’s no doubt it’s his, and it’s still wet enough to be recent, but…’ her eyes narrowed, ‘how did he heal so quickly?’

Last she checked, there was nothing that suggested the inmates had powers, much less a healing factor of this magnitude. Either way, it didn’t change that with how quickly he was recovering, he would be coming around soon enough. While this brought her some relief, May also recognized the potential danger of leaving him unattended, especially with how quickly he seemed to be recovering! Seeking to nip this in the bud, she threw out her right arm and fired a thin strand of webbing. The white fluid wrapped itself around Anasui’s torso, hardening instantly and binding him to the green bench he was laying in.

”Phew! Alright, one down,” May turned to the phone booth, eyeing the remaining prisoner, “two more to go.”

Meanwhile, Jolyne had just gotten off the payphone, breathing a sigh of relief as she did so. She’d managed to get through to the Speedwagon Foundation, and according to her contact, one of their agents was coming to retrieve her father’s disc in the next hour or so. Though this set her mind at ease, she couldn’t help but let her thoughts wander back to Green Dolphin Street. Her friends were still back there, stuck in prison with no way of knowing if she was still alive or not. She thought about calling Ermes and giving her an update, but right when she was about to do so, she heard someone call out to her.

“Look, I know it’s hard being on the run and all, but I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to keep a low profile.” A new voice called out from behind her. It was feminine and definitely belonged to a teenager, but not one she’d heard before. Confused by this, Jolyne attempted to turn around, only for a vague blur to soon land in front of her. When this mysterious figure stood up, Jolyne found herself staring at a girl in a red and blue costume, which only seemed to confuse her further.

“What?” Jolyne questioned, completely caught offguard by both this girl’s sudden appearance and what she’d said.

”Okay, that might be bad advice coming from someone in red and blue spandex, but girl-to-girl, you should try a change of clothes. That Britney Spears look is a bit ‘14 years ago.’ If you want my advice, I’ve heard orange jumpsuits are lovely this time of year, especially among escaped convicts!”

“Uh… Thanks for the suggestion, but I’m not too interested in fashion tips from the girl in a brightly-colored gimp suit.” Jolyne said in a deadpan tone.

“Gimp suit?!” Spider-Girl repeated, clearly offended. “This is a classic! Besides, it’s not like your buddy over there is the king of modesty!” May’s words caused Jolyne to look over at Anasui, and her eyes went wide with shock. Anasui was still unconscious, but now he was completely covered in a strange, white, web-like substance. “It’s a good thing I covered him up when I did. He’s like an indecent exposure charge waiting to happen!”

”What is that stuff? What the hell did you do to Anasui?” Jolyne asked, narrowing her eyes as she glared at Mayday.

”Don’t worry. It’s not like it’ll hurt him. I just needed to make sure he wouldn’t bleed out. It’ll dissolve by the time the police arrive.”

”Police?” Jolyne repeated, her eyebrow raising in confusion. “Look, I appreciate the concern…” she trailed off.

”Spider-Girl.”

”Spider-Girl. But I already called for medical attention.“

“That’s good.” Spider-Girl nodded. “But that doesn’t mean I’m just gonna let you go. You are still a criminal, and he’s still an accomplice, so I hope you don’t mind-“

All of a sudden, May cut herself off, her eyes widening as she felt a familiar tingling sensation in the back of her skull. Though she couldn’t see anything, her Spider-Sense was warning her of some kind of danger in front of her. And whatever it was, it was coming in-

WHAM!

“Aaauuugh!” 

Moving far faster than Spider-Girl could’ve reacted, this new arrival suddenly lunged for her, burying its fist right in her face. Her head snapped back from the force as she was sent flying, but with a quick backflip, she managed to land gracefully on her feet.

’What the heck was that?’ May thought to herself as she clutched her aching cranium. ‘I didn’t see anything coming toward me, but that… whatever it was just came out of nowhere and took a shot at me!’

While she gathered herself, May heard Jolyne’s boots clamping against the ground as she walked toward her. “How did you do that?” Spider-Girl asked as she looked Jolyne’s way.

“Doesn’t matter if I give you an answer. This’ll be over in a few seconds.” 

Almost immediately, Spider-Girl backflipped as the ground where she’d just stood suddenly cratered.

“Time’s up.” May said cheekily as she lowered herself into a fighting stance. “I guess I’ll just have to beat the answer out of you.”

Spider-Girl leapt toward Jolyne, aiming a kick at her stomach, only to feel that same force from before block her attack. It then pushed back, causing Spider-Girl to backflip a few feet away. The instant she hit the ground, May, in an attempt to test the waters, threw out three punches and a kick, but her invisible opponent managed to block each one. A right hook hit her at full force, with three equally strong body blows following immediately after.

Spider-Girl staggered back from the pain, leaving her open as Stone Free battered her with a barrage of hard, swift punches. A scream of “ORAORAORAORA” escaped the Stand’s lips as it pummeled Spider-Girl, ending with a right hook that sent Spider-Girl soaring into the air. A pained groan escaped the heroine’s lips as she shot a web line toward a nearby building, reeling herself closer as she gathered her thoughts.

‘Okay, so taking her down the old-fashioned way is a no-go. And whatever’s helping her out has some serious anger issues.’She thought as she stuck to the wall. Trying to alleviate the pain, she called out to Jolyne, “Man, you know how to throw a mean right hook! I guess all that time wrestling sewer gators really paid off!” Spider-Girl joked.

”Thanks, but I can’t exactly take all the credit. Those last attacks were all Stone Free’s doing.” Jolyne responded, gesturing to the thin air behind her.

“Huh. I didn’t take you for a Hendrix fan. With that outfit, I could’ve sworn you were more of a Brittany girl.” May admitted, mostly to mask her confusion. ‘What’s she mean, ‘Stone Free’? Is that some sort of code word?’ As she wondered about her opponent’s words, Spider-Girl threw out both arms. “But since we’re on the topic of music, I’ve always been a bit partial to Sticky Fingers!”

THWIP! THWIP! THWIP!

Three web lines were quickly fired at Jolyne, who leapt back to avoid them. A fourth one was sent spiraling Jolyne’s way, but she quickly sidestepped it. Grabbing hold of the web line, she gave a sharp tug, pulling May in for what should’ve been a left hook! Fortunately for the wall-crawler, the buzz from her Spider-Sense alerted her just in time to twist her body. Feeling the air from the punch rush past her, Spider-Girl used her momentum to spin through the air and grabbed Jolyne with her legs!

With a quick twist, Jolyne was flung across the street, trailed by a quick series of THWIPs from May’s web-shooters. Jolyne let out a grunt as she slammed into a nearby car, only to then be pelted with white, sticky globs one after the other. Each one targeted her arms and legs, hardening instantly. With her arms and legs quickly tied up, all Jolyne could do was grit her teeth as she watched Spider-Girl pull her forward, ready to end the fight with a hook of her own!

As the fist flew toward her, Jolyne’s mind went into overdrive. She ducked her head as she threw out her left arm, unraveling her hand into a wide net of strings that spread out, searching for something, anything she could grab that would fend off Spider-Girl’s inevitable attempt at a comeback.

KRRR-KKRRR-KRACK!

Spider-Girl’s fist smashed into the car window at full force, shattering it on impact. As the glass shards rained down, so too did time seem to slow as multiple actions occurred all at once. Jolyne found what she needed and pulled it forward, sending a speeding object hurtling toward Spider-Girl. At that same time, Stone Free had grabbed one of the fallen shards of glass and used it to cut into Jolyne’s restraints. Jolyne threw out one leg, hoping to catch her opponent off guard. And during all of it, Spider-Girl’s Spider-Sense was keeping track of everything.

Using the heads-up she’d received, Spider-Girl ducked her head to avoid the oncoming projectile, then lifted her legs to avoid Jolyne’s sweep kick. Placing both hands against the ground, Spider-Girl sprang forward and nailed Jolyne with a somersault kick, but JoJo pushed through the pain and responded with a hard tug of her strings! A warning signal flashed in May’s mind for a split second, but the –

CRACK!

A groan escaped May’s lips as a baseball hit her from behind at full force. She staggered forward, briefly disoriented by the pain, and before she could do anything else, Stone Free acted!

SHINK!

Spider-Girl stifled a cry of pain as a sharp piece of glass was jammed into her leg. An intense sting ran across her her thigh, and in her pain, she found herself smacked in the face by the same object from before. And now that it was right in front of her, she could see it: a baseball!

Questions swarmed through May’s mind: where had it come from, how did Jolyne get it, how did it outspeed her Spider-Sense, but all of it was drowned out by Jolyne continuing the assault!

”ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!”

THUDTHUDTHUDTHUDTHUDTHUDTHUDTHUDTHUD!

Using Spider-Girl as a practice board, Stone Free threw the baseball like mad, smashing it into May’s body so hard it bounced back into her grip, only to be flung forward again. Each throw seemed harder than the last, and the interval between them was growing. May couldn’t even keep track of where they were at by this point. 50? 100? 200? All she knew was that every inch of her was feeling sore, and she was getting really sick of being used as target practice!

Beneath her mask, the teenager grit her teeth, and pushing through the pain, she slowly raised her arm, extending her palm as she swung through the air. The FWAP of rubber colliding with fabric was like music to her ears, and with the pummeling briefly stopped, she finally had some time to come up with her own plan.

“Think I might be getting a bit rusty if my dad’s old practice method’s starting to do a number on me! Then again…”

In a sudden burst of kinetic energy, the baseball rocketed out of Spider-Girl’s hand and was sent flying straight toward Jolyne. Her eyes widening in shock, Jolyne threw herself to the left, narrowly avoiding the attempted beanball.

“I was always quick to pick myself up after a fall!”

Spider-Girl’s one-liner caused alarm bells to run through Jolyne’s mind, and with some quick thinking, she leapt into the air, narrowly avoiding a sweep kick! With a quick, stylish flip, Jolyne landed on the ground, immediately taking notice of Spider-Girl’s posture.

The glass shard she’d been stabbed with had been torn out, replaced by a makeshift bandage of webbing. Any injuries or bruises she may have gained from that recent beating weren’t even acknowledged as she reentered her fighting stance. Somehow the daughter of Spider-Man still seemed raring to go. It was almost as if the past 10 seconds hadn’t so much as affected her!

 
“So you’re still ready to fight after that?” Jolyne raised an eyebrow before letting out an annoyed sigh. “Good grief. You’re one persistent bitch.”
 
“EXCUSE ME?” Spider-Girl said, sounding heavily offended as she clocked Jolyne hard in the jaw. Jolyne’s head snapped to the side, and a grunt escaped her lips as blood flew from her mouth. “Didn’t your mother ever teach you not to say that to another woman!?”
 
Jolyne staggered for a moment, but she quickly regained her balance. Wiping the blood spilling down her lip, she flashed Mayday an amused smirk.

“Heh. I guess you could say I take more after my old man. We’ve got the same attitude, the same type of Stand, but most of all-“

As she spoke, Jolyne unraveled parts of her back, commanding the strings to burrow into the ground and snake toward Spider-Girl. The strings raced toward May, burrowing through cement and dirt to ensnare the teenager. May’s Spider-Sense flared up at this, trying to warn her of the oncoming danger, but the strings proved far faster! By the time the warning flared through her mind, Stone Free’s strings had already burst out of the streets. 

“Whoa!” May cried out, completely shocked as dozens of invisible strings tied themselves around her arms and legs. A sharp tug then pulled her limbs back, leaving her defenseless!

”We’ve got the same drive to kick ass!” Jolyne announced as she threw a kick straight to Spider-Girl’s stomach. Jolyne’s foot buried itself deep into her gut, causing her to double over. Before the pain could even leave her mind, Jolyne added to it by unleashing a heavy barrage of kicks, her legs moving far faster than May could hope to react. The Stand user buried her feet into Spider-Girl’s stomach, chest, shoulders, forearms, thighs; any weak point she could target in the heroine’s body! Finally, after nearly 20 kicks, Jolyne ended her combo with a roundhouse to the jaw!

Spider-Girl’s head snapped back as she flew through the air, reeling from the beating she had taken. ‘Ugh! I guess that speed’s not just exclusive to her invisible partner!’ She thought. Her sight was blurred and her body ached from where she’d been hit, but she quickly blinked and tried to regain her focus. She was just in time, too, as she realized she was flying straight toward a building.

Her eyes widening in alarm, Spider-Girl performed a quick backflip through the air. ‘And more importantly,’ she landed feet-first against the wall, allowing herself a brief rest, ‘what did she do to activate my Spider-Sense? It felt like she was tying me up in strings, but-‘

May’s thoughts were interrupted as her Spider-Sense flared up once again. Looking up, her eyes widened as she noticed the baseball from earlier, now flying toward her fast enough that it had caught fire! With the ballistic sports ball closing in, Spider-Girl unleashed a quick reversal of her wall-crawling, she burst off the wall and vaulted into the air! She was just in time too, as she noticed the ball crater against the bricks.

‘And now that ball’s coming back to haunt me! Just what kind of power is this girl using?’ Spider-Girl wondered. ‘My Spider-Sense is telling me that whatever’s attacking me has some connection to her, but how are they moving so quickly?’

As she landed on the ground cat-footed, May thought back to a distant memory.

‘Dad mentioned fighting a guy called The Spot back in the old days. Apparently he could use the portals on his body to attack faster than Dad’s Spider-Sense. Is she doing something like that?’ 

Spider-Girl focused her Spider-Sense, trying to sense if there was anything amiss about her surroundings. At the same time, Jolyne, seeing the seemingly prone Spider-Girl, commanded Stone Free to commence its attack. The Stand rushed toward Mayday from behind, ready to bash her skull in-

‘There you are!’

Thinking quickly, Spider-Girl ducked under the attack and spun around, hitting Stone Free with a spin kick. Then, just as quickly, she followed up with a backflip that struck Stone Free in the jaw, causing its head to snap back. With her spectral attacker now dazed, May brought her legs up, planting them onto Stone Free’s chest, and kicked off!

Using her opponent as a springboard, Spider-Girl launched the Stand out of its range, forcing it to unravel as she shot toward Jolyne. Sensing her invisible opponent’s sudden disappearance, Spider-Girl decided to test something. A series of razor sharp needles flew from the tips of her web-shooters, each one hitting their mark as Jolyne raised her arms to block them.

‘Huh. Her ghostly pal didn’t come to save her this time.’ Spider-Girl noted as she clenched her fist. She could feel a bit of guilt over using the stingers on a seemingly helpless criminal, but she pushed it aside. She was already descending toward Jolyne, and if she was going this far, the least she could do was end the fight early!

Spider-Girl swung her fist, throwing out a hard punch to the gut, but right when her fist connected, something odd happened!

”What?” She asked in shock, staring down at what she’d just struck- or rather, what she hadn’t struck. It looked as if her punch had phased right through Jolyne’s stomach. Before she could pull her arm back, a hard kick slammed into her gut. The wind was instantly knocked out of her as she staggered back, giving Jolyne’s enough time to press her advantage!

“ORAORAORA!”

A swift combo of punches struck her Spider-Girl all at once, the final one sending her flying back several feet. Though she managed to right her position with a flip, she was still reeling hard from Jolyne’s combo. Her mind was so flooded with pain that she barely noticed her Spider-Sense flaring back up. Out of instinct she leaned back, feeling something sharp graze her cheek. When she looked back toward its direction, she let out a small gasp.

It seemed that Jolyne’s invisible friend had chosen to attack in her stead. Each of the stingers were being picked off of Jolyne’s body, and now five of them were headed straight for Spider-Girl!

Time seemed to slow down as May spun through the air, twisting her body to narrowly avoid the first two. As she’d finished this 180° spin, she left the ground once again by leaping into the air, dodging the next three being shot at her. She attempted to counter with an axe kick, but something blocked her attempt before pushing back!

May staggered back, and as she was off balance, an invisible force clamped down HARD on her right wrist. Before she could properly react, that same force pulled her forward, causing her to let out a surprised “WHOA” before her body was pulled directly into the path of her own stingers!

SHUK SHUK SHUK!

The teenager groaned underneath her mask as she felt the razor sharp darts pierce her skin. It wouldn’t cause any lasting damage, but that didn’t stop it from hurting like hell! It didn’t help that right after the stingers pierced her, Jolyne added to the damage with a knee to the gut and a roundhouse kick to the face!

May staggered back, spinning slightly as the telltale buzz of her Spider-Sense flashed through her mind. Unfortunately, she wouldn’t have time to act on it before Jolyne let out a cry of “ORAORAORAORA.” In tandem with the strange war cry, the remaining stingers were launched toward her back, and right as May prepared to jump out of their range-

“RRGH!” Jolyne gave a sharp tug, and the pressure on Spider-Girl’s wrist returned as she was pulled forward. But this time, Spider-Girl was ready as she backflipped over the stingers and Jolyne. As she sailed overhead, Spider-Girl used her position to reach out with her legs, wrapping them tightly around Jolyne’s head as she let her momentum do the rest.

The world around Jolyne morphed into a blur as she was slammed face first into the ground. Groaning as she got back to her feet, the ex-convict heard a THWIP and quickly brought up her arm, causing Spider-Girl’s webbing to instead get caught on the chains connecting them!

Spider-Girl’s eyes widened in surprise before morphing into a more understanding gaze. ‘So that’s what she was using!’ She thought to herself. 

Three web shots were launched at Jolyne, but each one was quickly blocked as Stone Free punched them aside. Meanwhile, Jolyne grabbed hold of the chain and yanked it hard, dragging Spider-Girl closer. As she was reeled in, May noticed her opponent raising a leg and jerked her head to the side, feeling the air brush past her head. In tandem with this failed kick, May raised her free arm and pressed the trigger on her web shooter.

FSHZZT!

The sound of a discharge caused Spider-Girl to raise an eyebrow. ‘It clogged up? But that shouldn’t be-‘

“ORA!”

WHAM!

In her distracted state, Spider-Girl found herself victim of a sucker punch from Stone Free, causing her head to snap to the side as blood leaked from her mouth.

”Nice try, but I already had a priest try that same trick. And I’m not repeating the same mistake twice.” Jolyne said coldly as she tightened her hold on the strings. Almost instantly, another set of cuffs fastened around Spider-Girl’s other wrist, and with her opponent secure, Jolyne unleashed Stone Free. The Stand lunged forward, ready to pummel the newly restrained Spider-Girl, but May had other ideas in mind.

“Then thank God I have a contingency!” 

Using the split second warning from her Spider-Sense, Spider-Girl leapt into the air, moving far out of Stone Free’s range, and thanks to the handcuffs connecting them, Jolyne found herself along for the ride.

”WHAT THE HEEELLL?!” Cujoh yelled as she and Spider-Girl suddenly flew through the air, the younger girl suddenly taking the lead. 

“Since you got rid of my web shooters, I guess you wouldn’t mind if I borrowed these for a bit, would you?” Spider-Girl asked playfully as she grabbed hold of the chains and swung Jolyne through the air at high speeds. The world around JoJo became a dizzying blur, and as she finished her rotation Spider-Girl threw the ex-convict to the ground, feeling the chains drag her along for the ride. Keeping a firm grip on them, Spider-Girl gave a hard tug, slingshotting into Jolyne with a drop kick to the stomach!

The instant she felt the blow connect, all of the wind was knocked out of Jolyne as she slammed into the ground, her impact cratering the concrete. Flecks of spit and blood flew from her lips as pain shot across her back. Meanwhile, her opponent backflipped off her body while simultaneously snapping the cuffs’ chains through raw strength. Instantly, the strain from the cuffs vanished as they seemed to unravel like string, causing May to breathe a sigh of relief.

”Phew! That’s better.” May said as she began fiddling with the web shooters. “Heroes like us don’t really do cuffs all that well. You, on the other hand…”

THWIP!

A string of web fluid covered Jolyne’s stomach, hardening instantly.

”I’d say you’ve got a good, long time to make them work when you get back.” Spider-Girl finished. Jolyne’s expression hardened at this, and with only a subconscious thought, she unraveled the afflicted area and pushed herself back up. 

Spider-Girl shot several more webs, but they didn’t even seem to slow Jolyne down. Each time they came close, Jolyne almost seemed to phase through them. ‘What’s going on here?’ May thought. ‘Invisible summons, strings, intangibility… It’s like she’s some kind of superpower grab bag!’ Beneath her mask, her gaze became a bit more serious. ‘Normally I’d try and get a feel for this with my Spider-Sense, but that ‘Stone Free’ thing is outmaneuvering me hard!’

Little did she know Jolyne was in the same boat. ‘Something feels off about all this. She’s clearly not a Stand user, but then how the hell is she reacting to my attacks? And what she just did with those cuffs…’ Jolyne looked down at the strings of fabric now littering the street, visible only to the eyes of another user. ‘Whatever her powers are, she seems to have a knack for bouncing all over the place.’

Her eyes darted around the area, noting the tall buildings and wide streets around her. ‘It doesn’t help that this street is open enough for her to use it. If I want to get her in Stone Free’s range, I’ll need to get her into a more enclosed space. But how?’

Noticing a nearby warehouse behind her, the gears in Jolyne’s head began turning. It was a huge gamble, but if she wanted any chance of taking this Spider-Bitch down, she’d need to take that risk.

“I gotta admit, you’ve been doing a pretty good job holding me off.” Jolyne admitted as she returned her gaze to May. “Especially for someone that isn’t a Stand user.” Jolyne’s expression hardened. “But don’t think that means you’ve beaten me just yet! We Cujohs- no, we Joestars aren’t limited to brute force. We rely more on strategy to overcome any obstacle!” Slipping into a combat stance, she continued, “And if all else fails, there’s one last trick we can fall back on, the ultimate technique that’s been passed down my family for generations!”

Jolyne’s words were spoken with such confidence that Spider-Girl was immediately put on edge. ‘Ultimate technique? So she had an extra trick up her sleeve all this time?’ As if to add to her alertness, her Spider-Sense flared up, giving May a sudden warning as to what her opponent had planned. But when that warning came to her, Spider-Girl’s caution became confusion. ‘No, there’s gotta be some kind of mistake! There’s no way that’s what she has in mind!’

As if in answer to these shocked thoughts, Jolyne’s legs tensed up, and then in a sudden burst of speed, she proceeded to book it in the opposite direction! She ran like an accomplished track star, sprinting at top speed to get as far away from Spider-Girl as possible! Unfortunately, she’d soon realize her opponent had her own tricks up her sleeve!

“That’s an impressive trick, but I’d prefer if you stuck around!” May announced as she slammed her open palm against the concrete. Jolyne was still taking off, preparing to continue her retreat when something seemed to tug hard at her! A shocked gasp escaped her lips as she clumsily stumbled forward, her left leg landing at an awkward, crossed angle. She looked back, trying to lift her right leg, only to find that it was completely stuck to the floor! 

“The hell’s going on here? Why can’t I move?” She asked irritably, trying in vain to lift her left leg off the concrete.

“Well, I figured if you wanted to show off your secret technique, I’d go ahead and show you mine! Call it a final courtesy before the boys in blue haul you and your boyfriend back to jail!” As she spoke, Spider-Girl fired off several balls of Impact Webbing, each one set to envelop a different part of Jolyne’s body. But Jolyne was nothing if not efficient!

As the balls flew toward her, Jolyne calculated the flight path of each one in her head. Then, right as they were about to hit her, she forced each area to take on a spinning, 3D shape: a Mobius strip. The moment the Impact Webbing made contact, each one became entangled in Mobius strip’s endless cycle, left to accelerate as it spun from one section to the other. And with nothing to stop them, the web balls kept going, moving faster and faster until Jolyne released them, sending the Impact Webbing back in droves!

With equally quick precision, Spider-Girl flipped and twisted her body, easily avoiding the reflected attacks. As she descended toward Jolyne, May extended her arm out, firing a web that latched onto a nearby building. Using her momentum to her advantage, Spider-Girl then swung through the air, landing a hard kick to the stomach. Jolyne’s eyes nearly bulged out of their sockets as she coughed up spittle, while Spider-Girl carried her through the air feet-first. And upon reaching the peak of her ascent, May unleashed a blast of bio-magnetism from her soles, repelling Jolyne further into the air!

‘Dammit! She hits a lot harder than she looks! Any harder and she might’ve knocked me out cold!’ Jolyne thought as she felt the wind rush past her. ‘Still, it at least got me closer to the warehouse. Now all that’s left is to get her boxed in!’ 

Extending her arm out, Jolyne fired off a few strings and wrapped them around the top of a nearby rooftop. Grabbing hold of it with both hands, the sixth JoJo used her momentum to dip toward the ground before slinging back into the air at a higher rate!

”Hey, watch it with the web-slinging!” Spider-Girl joked as she swung after Jolyne. “That’s my thing, and I’m not too keen on imitators!”

”What, you think you’re the first person to swing through the air?” Jolyne scoffed.

”Nah, but my dad was.” May informed as she swung toward Jolyne. She threw out a brief combo of kicks and punches. “And I’d rather-“

A buzz of Spider-Sense flashed through May’s head, giving her enough of a warning to twist her body.

”Keep his trademark moves-“

POW!

 

An uppercut struck Jolyne in the chin. She tried to counter with a blow from Stone Free, but her opponent flipped over, skirting beneath her a bit. Jolyne watched Spider-Girl’s trail with her eyes, her pupils shrinking in shock as Mayday came back in with a hard kick to the stomach.

”Safe from a cheap copycat!”

As she finished her thoughts, Spider-Girl smashed into Jolyne’s gut, dragging both herself and JoJo forward and launching both of them toward the high rise windows behind them. Cracks rang out a split second before Jolyne crashed through the window, only half aware of the shattered glass that was raining down alongside her. Down into the depths the Stand user and superhero fell as their surroundings became mired in the darkness of the wide, spacious, abandoned storage room. 

It was only seconds later that Jolyne would feel something other than the air rushing past her, as she slammed hard into the wood floor, accompanied by a cacophony of glass PLINKing against the ground. She could feel some of that glass adding to the pain as it dug into her skin, but she refused to yell or even cry out in pain. The cuts might’ve hurt like hell, but she wasn’t going to let that impair her decision to fight!

Pushing the warm, unnerving feeling out of her mind, Jolyne focused on the surrounding area. The lighting was dim, but she could make out the dusky outline of Spider-Girl’s costume heading her way, as well as two silver glints.

Two THWIPs rang out, and Jolyne was on the move, scrambling away as she watched two white balls crash into the floor, exploding into puddles of sticky gunk. Seeing Spider-Girl land in front of her, Jolyne commanded Stone Free to let her have it!

”ORA!” An overhead punch was sent toward Spider-Girl, but she immediately leapt out of the way, leaving Stone Free’s punch to miss by a mile. As she ascended through the air, Mayday tried to recover her advantage with a rapid series of web lines, but Jolyne leapt after her, using Stone Free’s crossed arms to barrel through each one. And once Spider-Girl was in range, Jolyne let her have it!

”ORAORAORAORAORAORA!”

A steady burst of machine gun-like punches battered Spider-Girl’s body, striking her from every conceivable angle in only a few microseconds. And by the time she’d begun to fall toward the ground, Jolyne left the web-slinger with a final punch!

”ORA!”

A left hook struck Spider-Girl at full force, cracking one of her goggles and launching her deeper into the shadows. Jolyne heard the sound of something land against the wall, and when she squinted her eyes she could just make out Spider-Girl, her short hair now exposed and half-tussled.

”The hell are you doing up there?” JoJo asked.

”Staying away from you.” May said, sounding rather cheerful for someone who’d just been battered senseless.

“Why? You scared to fight woman to woman?” Jolyne smirked.

”I don’t suppose I could convince you to come up here and fight like a spider?” Spider-Girl joked. Jolyne was about to make a retort, but something in May’s words struck a cord.

”Fight like a spider, huh?” Her smirk widened a little. “Fine. I’ll just beat you at your own game.”

[If rooting Spider-Girl]
[If rooting Jolyne]

In an instant, strings shot out from Jolyne’s fingertips. Sensing something heading her way, May leapt further into the shadows, feeling the Spider-Sense continue to buzz in her mind. The invisible strings were back, and if her Spider-Sense was accurate, each one was being spread throughout the room, moving from wall to pillar to crate in a vast, interconnected web.

‘Huh… that’s not a bad idea.’ Spider-Girl thought as she steadily crawled across the walls, keeping a low profile. While she couldn’t necessarily see them, the subtle cues from her Spider-Sense were giving May a good sense of where they were. She went through a few possibilities in her head, trying to think of the best way out of this. Trying to rush Jolyne down would end in disaster, and with how fast they’d moved before, snapping the strings would just alert Jolyne to where she was.

‘Unless…’ May mused as she looked down at her web shooter. Eager to test her hypothesis, the scientist’s daughter fired off a few stingers. They approached the strings at bullet-like speeds, but instead of snapping them in two, the darts seemed to phase through and embed into the ground.

The sound of something hitting the ground transferred through Jolyne’s strings like a telephone wire, and with a determined look, she went to work on ensnaring the culprit!

Spider-Girl clutched her head as her Spider-Sense flared up, alerting her of the strings’ rapid shift in location. An unconscious groan made its way out of her lips. Big mistake, since the strings seemed to react to that and began swarming her!

‘Oh God!’ She thought as she instinctively leapt to higher ground, twisting her body in unnatural and inhuman forms to avoid the strings. But the instant she landed on the ceiling on all fours, the strings were back at it again!

Fighting the growing worry inside her, Spider-Girl began flipping and cartwheeling like mad, doing whatever she could to avoid capture. The strings were threatening to snag her in midair, and it was becoming increasingly difficult to avoid their grasp. Still, that didn’t mean she’d stopped fighting! 

Even as she had a few close calls, Spider-Girl returned the favor by targeting Jolyne with her webs. Web lines and web balls were launched her way, and with May out of its range, all Stone Free could manage was blocking and pulling on the lines in an attempt to make Spider-Girl see the light. Less successful, however, were the attempts to block the stingers.

With the darkness as her cover and the Spider-Sense as her guide, Mayday was making up for her lack of direct confrontation by landing direct shots. Thanks to the near lack of lighting in the area, the stingers came without any warning and stabbed Jolyne without fail. None of them were targeting her major organs, but she would’ve lied if she said they didn’t hurt like a bitch!

The only good news about this was that each of the stingers seemed to be firing from a closer location, and it was only a matter of time before Spider-Girl slipped up and got too close! 

All of a sudden, Jolyne could feel another presence in front of her. Something was coming out of the shadows, something that seemed pretty big, with arms and legs outstretched to tackle her.

”So you finally decided to show yourself? Good! Because I’ve got something special planned for you!” Jolyne announced as she focused all of her strings, wrapping each one around Spider-Girl until she was fully covered. Reeling her closer, Jolyne threw out her leg, kicking straight through her opponent’s web-like, pale flesh!

[If rooting for Jolyne, play this and start at 0:34]

“What?!” Jolyne asked in shock. Whatever she just struck wasn’t Spider-Girl. It was some massive decoy, one that quickly fell on top of Jolyne, enshrouding her in a sheet of sticky white gel. “It’s a dummy!”

”Oh, don’t insult it like that!” Spider-Girl called out from behind as a drop kick slammed into Jolyne from behind. Flipping off of her, May continued, “I’d say the only dummy here is the girl that abandoned her strategy without double checking her surroundings!”

Two web lines shot out from the web shooters, but Jolyne managed to move out of their way with a quick roll. Spider-Girl trailed her with a few more shots from her webs and Impact Webbing, but Jolyne strafed between each one. From her surveying of the surrounding area, she knew the area in front of her was little more than a dead end, but it wasn’t the wall that had caught her interest. It was what was above her.

Feeling the draft blow past her hair, Jolyne couldn’t help but smile as she looked up at the vent northwest of her. 

“Looks like someone took a wrong turn at Albuquerque!” May quipped, but Jolyne didn’t seem to hear her. The convict’s legs were visibly tensing up as she looked toward the vent. “Uh… hey, JoJo. I’m not sure what you have in mind, but…” Jolyne continued to ignore her as she ran forward unopposed. “That’s not really a way for you to…” May’s voice trailed off as Jolyne leapt through the air and swung her arm out. The moment her fingertips touched the metal grating, Jolyne’s body seemed to phase through the air vent, sneaking inside like some kind of snake.

[Stop]

”Escape…” May finished awkwardly, her brain reeling as she tried to comprehend what had just happened. Looking around, she called out, “Uh… hello? Are you still there? Hello?”

When nobody answered her question Spider-Girl began swinging through the building, searching for some sign of Jolyne. “Marco.” She called out as she leapt from a high ledge and flipped onto the floor below. 

Still receiving no response, she casually strolled around, surveying the stacks of crates and metal parts. Trying again, she yelled, “Marco.” Still nothing. Spider-Girl sighed. ‘Fine. If she doesn’t want to play along, I’ll just have to zero in on her.’

With that, the teenager began concentrating her Spider-Sense, and the mild buzz she received told her that Jolyne was only one floor beneath her. But then a louder buzz flashed through her mind. Something of Jolyne’s was racing toward her!

“Polo.” A familiar voice cut off her thoughts. May’s eyes widened in realization, but in the microsecond it took for her to register-

FWIP!

[Start at about 1:11]

A choked gasp emerged from her lips as something tightened around her neck. Then, with a sharp tug, the heroine found herself pulled through the catwalk, falling wildly through the air before smacking her head against one of the I-beams.

CLUNG!

The hollow ringing in May’s skull elicited a low groan, but another pull of the string forced it to morph into a strangled gasp. The rope-like bindings around her neck were slowly tightening, cutting off her air supply. Her vision was starting to blur, and her head felt like it was spinning. But even in her delirious state, she could still feel Jolyne’s strings reaching up and piling on top of her. They wrapped around her arms and pulled them back, forcing her to release her grip on Jolyne’s noose. 

From the floor below, Jolyne could sense her adversary’s waning strength, and eager to get this over with, she began spreading her strings to the rest of May’s body. The sharp, wire-like ropes began digging into Spider-Girl, forcing rivulets of blood to seep out onto her costume. A pained, infuriated grunt escaped May’s gritted teeth as she placed her feet against the floor. Bio-magnetism surged through her soles and she rocketed into the air, her hopes of escape rising much like her body…

Only to be mercilessly ripped away as Jolyne’s strings slammed her into the ground! Flecks of blood escaped as May let out a haggard cough, feeling the choking coils tighten around her.

”I’ll give you this, kid. You’ve got a lot of spunk.” Jolyne commended, but her tone dropped an octave, becoming more serious as she continued. “But at this rate you’ve only got two options left: either bleed out or tap out. Now which will it be?”

In tandem with her ultimatum, Jolyne tightened the strings once again, slowly forcing Spider-Girl to constrict in place.

’Does she even need to ask?’ May thought to herself. True, she was low on air, and she could feel the blood loss sapping away at her strength, but she refused to give up like this. ‘I don’t care how hard I have to fight! I won’t just give up here!’ 

Gritting her teeth, May continued to push against her restraints. Feeling this from beneath her, Jolyne’s expression hardened.

”So you want it the hard way, then? Good grief… Well, just remember, it was your call.” Jolyne stated as she forced the bindings to grow even tighter. May grit her teeth, fighting back an urge to groan as more blood continued to spill from her cuts.

’Stay calm. You can do this, girl!’ May reassured herself. ‘You’re way stronger than any bundle of string this lady can throw out!’

As if in response to this taunt, the strings rewrapped themselves, dragging against different angles they hadn’t snagged before.

‘AAARRRGGGHH!’ May screamed internally. ‘No, don’t acknowledge the pain. Just focus…’

Pulling with all her might, Spider-Girl felt her arms strain against the spiritual bindings. Her arms slowly moved up, struggling as pain coursed through every inch of them. ‘Just need to… gather my strength… Put everything I have… into escaping this death trap!’

As these thoughts ran through her mind, Spider-Girl began to strain against her bindings. She didn’t care that her muscles ached from how much she was exerting herself. She didn’t care that she could feel blood dripping out as the strings dug into her skin. All that mattered at this moment was getting herself free! Her arms were slowly moving up, dragging themselves higher along her body.

‘Just keep pushing, no matter how hard it hurts!’

With a heavy strain, Spider-Girl grabbed hold of the noose around her neck and tugged with all her might! Her muscles ached with exertion, and Jolyne’s strings dug into her fingers and neck. Blood was seeping through her suit, dripping down her hands, but this pain only seemed to motivate her!

’Yeah! YEAH!’ She thought as she continued pulling, hearing each of the strings start to snap. With this sound driving her motivation, Mayday doubled down on her efforts and pulled even harder!

SNAP!

‘Oh, YEAH!’ Spider-Girl thought as her main binding gave way. In her jubilation, the wall-crawler threw out her arms and puffed out her chest. The muscles in her torso expanded by a few inches, and with this growth, the rest of her snares were torn to shreds!

However, any joy Spider-Girl felt was replaced horror as she heard a blood curdling scream from the floor below. Her sense of heroism overriding her pain, Mayday leapt to the floor below, and her eyes widened at what she saw. 

Standing before her was Jolyne Cujoh, her body covered with bloody, open wounds. Various cuts adorned her side, blood was spraying out from her stomach, and May could see decently-sized wounds just above her chest and collar.

“Oh God… Did I cause that?” Spider-Girl asked, completely horrified by Jolyne’s brutalized body.

“What do you think?” Jolyne asked in annoyance. Her words hit Spider-Girl like a truck, filling the heroine with a deluge of shame and guilt.

”I… I’m so sorry! I didn’t think this would happen! I- I just wanted to escape those traps you set up.” Her terrified response didn’t seem to change Jolyne’s expression.

”Oh, don’t give me that bull. You were just doing what you needed to survive. I would know.” Jolyne said, holding one of her arms out. Spider-Girl grabbed it, but the instant she did so, her Spider-Sense went off. “After all…”

CLICK!

“I’m doing the same!”

Mayhem is Unleashed Upon Death Battle!

Mayhem by Br3ndan5
Mayhem
Real Name: May “Mayday” Parker (supposedly)
Age: 16, unknown, but visibly elderly (alternate timeline, Spider-Girl: The End)
Aliases: Goblin God (while fused with Norman), Spider-Girl, Blue Spider-Girl, Spider-Clone, April Parker, M (alternate timeline), Auntie M
Height: 5’7
Weight: 119 lbs
Occupation: High School Student, Superhero (formerly), Vigilante
First Appearance: Amazing Spider-Girl #20 (May 2008)

Feats:
General
-Was the first successful attempt at creating a human/symbiote hybrid
-Was created by Norman Osborn as part of Project: Changeling, a final revenge scheme that would torment the Parker family by making them doubt who their real daughter was

The Amazing Spider-Girl
-After escaping her stasis pod, she encountered and fought Spider-Girl, but was defeated
-Impersonated May after the real one was rendered comatose during a fight with Nucleus
-While impersonating May, she humiliated May’s ex-boyfriend Gene Thompson, who was trying to pay May back for dumping him in front of the football team
-While assuming Spider-Girl’s identity, she teamed up with Golden Goblin, Darkdevil, Kaine, and Raptor to track down Peter Parker and free him after he’d been kidnapped by the Order of the Goblin (a cult dedicated to the Green Goblin)
-Fought Fury, one of the Order’s members, but was defeated after Fury knocked her back with a Goblin Blaster
-Worked with Norman (who had been revived by using Peter as his vessel) to try and kill May so she could permanently assume May’s identity
-After Norman betrayed her, she worked with Peter, May, and Aunt May’s ghost to defeat him while in the subconsciousness of Peter’s mind
-After Norman’s defeat, she convinced the Parkers to welcome her into their family

The Spectacular Spider-Girl
-Helped Spider-Girl stop a gang war
-Assumed the identity of May’s cousin, April Parker, and enrolled in Midtown High School
-Worked with Spider-Girl to track down Connie Fredrickson (who was disguised as Ben Reily’s daughter)
-Humiliated Simone DeSantos and Lindsey, the Midtown High mean girls, after they insulted her clothes
-Saved a family from a burning hotel
-Killed three muggers that were trying to rob a woman, then used the money they’d stolen to buy a cell phone
-Disguised herself as May in an attempt to seduce Wes, who had previously rejected her
-Fought Tombstone and killed him after he revealed that he had (supposedly) killed May
-Impersonated May for a brief period of time
-After being kidnapped by Fury and having a bomb collar strapped to her neck, she involuntarily helped her fight Spider-Girl and Darkdevil
-After removing the bomb collar, she helped defeat Fury and would’ve killed her if she hadn’t noticed Spider-Girl and Darkdevil watching her
-Stopped a gang war between Silverback and Black Tarantula’s men
-Adopted the name Mayhem after taking a job from Man-Mountain Marko
-Began dating Gene
-Jeopardized Black Tarantula’s planned meeting with the police by leaking its location to Silverback and his gang
-Worked with Spider-Girl to try and end Black Tarantula’s gang war, but gave up after she got bored
-Defeated Spider-Girl after she failed to convince April to not follow the Punisher’s example
-Broke into Black Tarantula’s base and attempted to kill him, but was stopped by May
-Beat May to near death
-Saved May’s life by killing Hobgoblin before he could shoot her
-After killing Hobgoblin, she left to pursue her own life as a vigilante

Spider-Girl: The End
-Began a killing spree on all criminals in New York, which earned the attention of the police, the Fantastic Five, and the Avengers

-Fought Spider-Girl and accidentally started a fire at Midtown High School
Original Timeline:
-Attempted to save Spider-Girl as payback for May saving her, but was stopped after May used impact webbing to send her away before the building exploded
-After being rejected by Mary Jane (the only one who still had any hope for her), she began slaughtering everyone in the supervillain community
-Killed Arthur Weadon’s team, which consisted of Kaine, Killerwatt, Earthshaker, and Mr. Abnormal
-Accidentally killed American Dream
-Eventually became so dangerous that the government hired Blackworks Paramilitary Services to stop her by creating a series of Carnage-enhanced super soldiers called the Bio-Predators
-Began working to atone for her past by helping humanity defend itself against the Bio-Preds
-Became a guardian to the last remnants of humanity and helped inspire them by telling stories about Spider-Girl’s exploits
-Worked with Cassie Lang on The Mulligan, a plan that involved using Dr. Doom’s time platform to go back in time and teach morality to April’s younger self
Altered Timeline:
-As M, after an error led to her being teleported into a wall and slowly suffocating, she used her last moments to transfer her memories to her past self
-As Mayhem, she sacrificed herself to make sure Spider-Girl would live

Mayhem strength by Br3ndan5Mayhem strength by Br3ndan5
Strength:
-City Level due to being able to overpower Spider-Girl, who is in turn comparable to street tiers like Spider-Man and Kaine
    -Spider-Man is listed as having the same power level as Luke Cage, who can survive a 54 Megaton explosion. Spider-Man is said to be comparable to Luke, has shown the ability to harm him, and has matched and overpowered characters like Hammerhead, who remained conscious after a beating from Luke. Additionally, Spider-Man has survived being hit with enough electromagnetic energy to destroy a city. Kaine was able to easily defeat him, and Mayhem was shown to be capable of killing Kaine
-According to the Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe, she can lift up to 25 tons
-After waking up, she destroyed her stasis pod, then grabbed Normie by the neck and lifted him into the air
-Slammed a metal door open
-Tackled Spider-Girl while she was in the middle of swinging
-Grabbed Gene by the arm, then flung him over her shoulder and into a table hard enough to destroy it
-Lifted a vacuum cleaner while hanging upside down
-Kicked Fury in the face
-Punched Fury in the face
-Crashed through a window
-Kicked Spider-Girl in the stomach
-Unintentionally stabbed Black Tarantula through the back with her blades
-Wrapped herself around Spider-Girl’s neck and began choking her out
-Struggled against Spider-Girl’s grip before quickly overpowering her and pinning her to the ground
-Sliced the side of a bridge while trying to claw at Spider-Girl
-Knocked Norman away with a punch
-Kicked a gangster in the face while punching his partner over the head
-Cut open Simone and Lindsey’s skirts
-Supported the weight of an entire family while escaping a burning hotel
-Kicked three robbers in the face
-Sliced two robbers’ chests open
-Punched Tombstone hard enough to knock him back
-Punched Tombstone again, to no effect
-Made Tombstone scream in pain when she slashed him with her claws
-Tombstone’s skin is as hard as diamond
-Her tendrils are strong enough to restrain Tombstone
-Wrapped herself around Darkdevil’s ankle and threw him at a chamber hard enough to crack it
-Restrained Darkdevil by wrapping a tendril around his neck
-Threw her bomb collar at Fury
-Knocked several gang members away by kicking them or slicing at their faces
-Grabbed a gang member, swung him into his partners hard enough to knock them out, then slammed him into the side of a truck
-Hit a baseball so hard that it destroyed the pitching machine
-Her hair tendrils are strong enough to effortlessly lift Spider-Girl, who weighs 119 lbs, and swing her through the air
-Destroyed a chimney after failing to tackle Spider-Girl
-Backhanded Spider-Girl off a roof
-Crashed through a window
-Knocked Chesbro back several feet
-Used one of her tendrils to throw Araña into a wall
-Dropkicked Black Tarantula and Spider-Girl through a window, then tackled them through a glass banister
-Tackled Spider-Girl onto a rooftop and beat her to near death
-Cut a web line Spider-Girl had shot at her
-During a fit of rage, she destroyed an entire rooftop with her tendrils and slammed Spider-Girl into a chimney
-While having a brief mental breakdown, she backhanded Mary Jane hard enough to give her a black eye
-While enraged, she ripped apart another rooftop and used her tendrils to lift and throw the debris
-Killed Hobgoblin by stabbing him in the back
-One of her tendrils managed to draw blood by scratching Spider-Girl’s cheek
-Effortlessly broke out of a web cocoon
-Tackled Spider-Girl off a rooftop and through a window
-Using her tendrils, she managed to tear the metal plating off of a wall
Original Timeline:
-Knocked Spider-Girl back and cut her face with a swing of her tendrils
-Strangled Kaine and Mr. Abnormal to death by wrapping her tendrils around their necks
-Stabbed American Dream through the back
Altered Timeline:
-Used her tendril to smack Spider-Girl away and prevent her from being crushed

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Agility:
-Flipped through the air and landed on her feet after using her wall-crawling to vacuum the curtains
-Flipped through the air and landed on the side of a truck, then leapt off of it to grab a man while in mid-flight

Spider-Girl Speed by Br3ndan5
Speed:
Massively Hypersonic+ with reactions ranging from Faster than Light to Faster than Light+ by scaling to Spider-Girl, who is faster than Spider-Man
-Moved out of the way before Gene could tackle her
-Dodged Gene attempting to swipe at her
-Dodged a kick from Spider-Girl, who was in Araña’s body at the time
-Ducked under a swipe from the body-swapped Spider-Girl
-Jumped out of a building in under two seconds
-Dodged several pipes that Tombstone had launched at her
-Dodged a kick from Darkdevil by manipulating her body
-Shapeshifted her body into its symbiote form in the time it took her to run into an alley and approach a wall

Mayhem Durability by Br3ndan5
Durability:
-City Level by scaling to her strength
-Survived a shot from Fury’s Goblin Blaster
-Got back up immediately after Spider-Girl (in Araña’s body) restrained her in midair and they slammed her into a rooftop several feet below
-Got punched by Araña hard enough to tear part of her costume
-Was unharmed after crashing through a window
-Took a kick to the face from Spider-Girl
-Got knocked back by a punch from Spider-Girl
-Withstood Spider-Girl squeezing both legs around her neck in an attempt to knock her out
-Recovered almost immediately after Norman threw Peter at her
-Got back up seconds after crashing into a rooftop
-Withstood Tombstone repeatedly bludgeoning her with a pipe
-Took a backhand from Tombstone before being tackled to the ground
-Survived being blasted by Black Tarantula’s eye beams, which are strong enough to incinerate a normal man
-Shrugged off a punch from Black Tarantula
-Took a kick from Spider-Girl
Original Timeline:
-Survived the pain of using the time platform
Altered Timeline:
-Showed no signs of pain after being crushed by flaming rubble

Skills:

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Cunning and Pragmatic:
-While trapped with Norman, Peter, Spider-Girl, and Aunt May’s ghost in a psychic plane of Peter’s memories, she disguised herself as Gwen Stacy so May would have her guard dropped and be open to attack
-Escaped May’s grip by using her body’s malleability
-Tried to break up May and Wes by disguising herself as May and seducing him
-After realizing she couldn’t harm Tombstone normally, she got around it by restraining him, stuffing her tendrils down his throat, and spreading them through his body until he suffocated
-Used her body’s malleability to remove a bomb collar that had been wrapped around her neck
-Used emotional manipulation to throw Spider-Girl off her game while fighting her

Mayhem personality by Br3ndan5
Personality:
-Is the exact opposite of Spider-Girl, being a sociopathic, irresponsible loose cannon that’s prone to violent and aggressive reactions
-Originally, she was conditioned to believe that Norman Osborn was her father and was willing to do whatever he asked
-After being betrayed by Norman, she switched sides and joined the Parker family to try and gain their acceptance
-Despite her best attempts to fit in, Peter’s distrust of her and the Parkers’ constant approval of May eventually caused her to have a mental breakdown. After calming down, she started believing that everyone she knew (including May’s friends and the Parkers) hated her, and the only way she could gain the Parkers’ love was by killing everyone involved in Silverback and Black Tarantula’s gang war
-Believes herself to be the May Parker that Norman had kidnapped and resents Spider-Girl (who she sees as her clone) for supposedly stealing her life and her family’s love
-If someone brings up May while she’s around, she’ll grow annoyed and will even contemplate hurting the one responsible
-If someone suggests that she’s a clone, she’ll vehemently deny it and assert that she’s the original while May’s the clone
-Will take any opportunity she can to prove herself as the original May, and claims that she’ll eventually prove to everyone that she’s the original
-Even her decision to fight crimes is mainly motivated by a desire to upstage May and prove she’s better than her
-Is regularly annoyed at how May has everything she doesn’t, whether that’s the love of the Parker family, her having a cell phone, or having a large group of friends
-This has made her obsessed with taking everything May has as revenge for stealing the life that should’ve been hers
-Is willing to maim and kill criminals, even if they’re just random muggers, and enjoys seeing their reactions when she does so
-This willingness to kill later evolved after witnessing the Punisher’s actions, which convinced her that she could save innocents and eventually end all crime by emulating him. She even began to enjoy killing criminals and became disappointed when the Punisher killed Silverback before she could
-Believes that the world has no need for traditional upbeat superheroes. Instead, she feels that in order to be a real hero, you need to adapt your style to stick with the times, even if it means killing your enemies
-Unlike Spider-Girl, who will save civilians even if it leaves her open to attacks, Mayhem sees no point in doing so and believes it would only put her at a disadvantage
-Is dismissive and apathetic towards stopping crime and sees victims as idiots who deserve what they get
-She’ll only step in to help if she thinks it could be fun, will reward her with praise and money, or prove her superiority to May. Otherwise she sees it as a waste of time
-Sees no point in settling things peacefully with her enemies, instead preferring to fight them head-on
-Despite resenting May, she didn’t want to kill her, and even offered to spare her life if she gave up being Spider-Girl and admitted to being the clone
-Finds her true face hideous and attempts to hide it to protect the Parkers
-Hates when others interrupt her
-Enjoys flirting with cute boys
-Despite her sociopathic, murderous tendencies, she was still willing to act selflessly and do the right thing, as she chose to sacrifice herself so May would live and M’s future wouldn’t come to pass
As M:
-After being completely rejected by Mary Jane, she went berserk and doubled down on her work as a vigilante, slaughtering all of the supervillain community without discrimination
-After witnessing the death and destruction caused by the Bio-Preds, she began growing a conscience and started regretting everything she’d done in the past
-She even accepted that May was the original and she was the clone
-Over the years, she eventually grew to understand the Parker family’s motto of “With great power, there must also come great responsibility,” and will correct those who misquote it to emphasize the importance of the motto
-Regularly tells the younger generations stories about Mayday’s past and her relationship with April, partially to inspire them, and partially to make sure that history never forgets about her past sins
-Despite helping humanity survive for decades underground, she still feels angry and disgusted at herself for being responsible for their current state

Weapons and Equipment:

Mayhem with her phone by Br3ndan5
Phone:
-A cell phone she bought using money stolen from dead muggers
-Stored inside her body when she’s not using it
-Uses it to call and text people (obviously)

Powers:

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Wall-Crawling:
-Like Spider-Man and Spider-Girl, Mayhem can alter the inter-atomic bindings of matter, allowing her to stick to surfaces and climb them just by placing her hands on them
-While she’s never shown using this herself, the Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe confirms that she possesses Spider-Girl’s ability to transmit her electrostatic “stickiness” through whatever surface she touches
    -This allows her to leave any people or objects on it stuck in place for several seconds
–In Spider-Girl’s case, she’s been able to affect beings as large and heavy as The Thing, who weighs 500 lbs
-She can also reverse this stickiness to propel off of a surface, allowing her to add power to her jumps. Alternatively, she can use this ability to repel people or nearby objects away from her

Mayhem spider-sense by Br3ndan5
Spider-Sense:
-An omnidirectional sixth sense that allows Mayhem to detect any form of danger coming from her surroundings
-Can use this to keep track of others from afar, as seen during her first fight with Fury
-Could sense a bomb hidden in the room she and Spider-Girl were in
-Is able to sense the exact locations of others and track their movements
-Informed her where Tombstone was and later that he was going to attack her from behind
-Warned her that Spider-Girl was watching her from afar
-Should be comparable to Spider-Girl’s, which can do the following:
-Sense the exact position a potential danger is coming from and what direction they’ll flee to when caught
-Automatically tells her if the danger is posed by a familiar target (such as an attack from an opponent she’s met before) or if it’s a new threat entirely
-Lets her know if she’s in a hallucination
-Tells her if someone is a shapeshifter or if they’re disguised as someone else
-Can find an opponent’s weak spots
-Can locate dimensional rifts, find where a teleporter will materialize, track opponents who are invisible or in an astral form, use it as a second set of eyes if she’s ever blinded, or track someone’s movements in a pitch-black area

Mayhem shapeshifting by Br3ndan5
Shapeshifting:
-Due to her symbiote DNA, Mayhem’s entire body is malleable, allowing her to alter the shape of her body in any way she wants
-She can change her clothes, height, weight, appearance, and voice
-Changed her face from a deformed, monstrous version of Spider-Girl’s into a more Venom-esque one
-Reshaped her entire body to resemble Gwen Stacy’s
-Altered her body to make herself look distinct from Spider-Girl in both her costumed and civilian identities
-Disguised herself as May and Spider-Girl
-Created fake web shooters on her Spider-Girl disguise

Mayhem elasticity by Br3ndan5
Elasticity:
-Can stretch her body in any way and as long as she desires
-Wrapped her body around Spider-Girl’s waist and neck to begin choking her out
-Can stretch her body to dodge attacks or escape another person’s grip
-Used her body’s malleability to remove the bomb collar attached to her neck
-Wrapped her hair tendrils around Spider-Girl’s neck to choke her
-Contorted her body to escape an enormous web ball Spider-Girl had trapped her in

Mayhem webbing by Br3ndan5
Webbing Generation:
-Is able to generate strands of webs from her hands
-Regularly uses it to swing from buildings or restrain others

Mayhem shapeshift by Br3ndan5
Constituent-Matter Generation:
-Can manipulate the matter in her body and form it into weapons
-Has transformed her hands into claws, a set of elongated blades, axe blades, and swords
-Can form tendrils to restrain others

Mayhem healing by Br3ndan5
Healing Factor:
-Healed her wrist seconds after Tombstone smashed it with a lead pipe hard enough to break it

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Mayhem by Br3ndan5
Memory Manipulation:
-Can enter another person’s mind, allowing her to view their memories
-She can also transfer her memories to others, as seen when M transferred her memories to her past self

Mayhem infection immunity by Br3ndan5
Immunity to Infection:
-Is immune to the effects of the Bio-Preds, who can infect others into joining their ranks

Mayhem weaknesses by Br3ndan5
Weaknesses:
-Due to being half symbiote, she shares their weaknesses to sonic attacks and extreme heat
-Often ignores her Spider-Sense, which leaves her open to sneak-attacks

(“Everyone calls me April, but I’m the real May Parker. Mayday is actually my clone. She’s the fake. The imposter who lives the life that should have been mine. I’m tired of following her lead. Of doing things her way– with that hopelessly outdated ‘no one dies’ bushwah. I can prove I’m the real daughter of Spider-Man by ending the gang war! All I have to do is KILL everyone who gets in my way– and that includes SPIDER-GIRL!”)

Spider-Girl Swings Into Death Battle!

Spider-Girl by Br3ndan5
Spider-Girl
Real Name: May “Mayday” Parker
Aliases: Hotshot, Red Hoodie Girl, Webs, Spidey, Web-Spinner, Web-Swinger, Wall-Crawler, Web-Slinger, Araña, Cell Phone Girl
Age: 15 (start of series), 16 (post-issue 66 of Spider-Girl)
Height: 5’7
Weight: 119 lbs
Occupation: Basketball Player (formerly), High School Student, Superhero, Member of the New Warriors, Member of the Avengers
First Appearance: What If? Vol 2 #105 (February 1998)

Feats:
General
-Originally existed as a one-shot character in Marvel’s What If? series, but proved so popular that she got her own series
-Unlike her father, she actually managed to gain a positive relationship with the public, to the point where the Daily Bugle began treating her as a hero
    -She even managed to gain the approval of J. Jonah Jameson
-Became a member of the Avengers and the New Warriors (a team consisting of herself, The Buzz, Ladyhawk, and the Phil Urich Green Goblin)
-Is the only Marvel heroine to reach 100 issues without a relaunch or break

What If?
-Prior to becoming a superhero, she served as one of the top members in her high school’s basketball team
-Before discovering her powers, saved Jimmy Yama and Courtney Duran from an exploding Pumpkin Bomb
-After discovering her father’s secret identity, donned the costume of her late uncle, Ben Reily, to fight Normie Osborn, the latest Green Goblin
-Defeated Green Goblin by tricking him into activating his shock gloves while he was still holding a Pumpkin Bomb
-Saved Green Goblin just as he was about to get hit by a truck

Spider-Girl
-Prevented an assassination attempt on Peter Parker
-Despite lacking any formal training at the time, her agility and hand-to-hand combat skills were impressive enough that Mr. Nobody, a teleporting hitman, mistook her for an expert assassin
-Defeated the explosive-themed psychopath Crazy Eight
-Defeated Dragon King
-Saved a man from falling to his death after he’d been dropped off a bridge by Spider-Venom
-With help from Phil Urich, returned Spider-Venom to normal
-Began training under Phil
-Due to a misunderstanding, fought both Ladyhawks in a two-on-one fight, with the match ending inconclusively due to Phil’s interference
-Fought and defeated Darkdevil due to a misunderstanding
-Eventually managed to persuade both of her parents to let her continue being Spider-Girl, even convincing Peter to train her
-Attempted to fight Killerwatt, but was defeated
    -Later had a rematch, where she knocked him out in one punch
-After being sent to the past while attempting to stop Spyral, did the following:
    -Briefly fought Spider-Man due to a misunderstanding, which ended inconclusively due to a mugging interrupting them
   -Convinced Aunt May to continue trying to get Peter to meet with Mary Jane
    -Escaped the Spider-Slayer, which had mistaken her for Spider-Man
    -Got into a brief fight with the Human Torch
    -Teamed up with Spider-Man and the Human Torch to fight Spyral
    -Returned back to her time with Spyral and immediately knocked him out
-Fought and defeated Wild Thing, the daughter of Wolverine and Elektra
-After realizing they were on the same side, teamed up with Wild Thing to fight her brother, Sabreclaw
-Protected movie star Leonard Groote from his ex-girlfriend, Melissa Carsdale AKA Misery
-While trapped inside of Misery’s Grief Machine, realized she was trapped in a hallucination and broke out
-It’s revealed in the Spider-Girl Annual that while Peter has the better strength and stamina, May’s his superior when it comes to speed and athleticism
-Joined the Avengers after nearly winning a game of Capture the Flag
-Attempted to fight Kaine, but was defeated
-Teamed up with Speedball to defeat Mister Abnormal
-Briefly sparred with Stinger
-Teamed up with her dad (who had decided to briefly return to his career as Spider-Man) to fight a group of corrupt cops and prevent Kaine from killing the Kingpin
-Had a rematch with Kaine, where she quickly defeated him
-Teamed up with The Buzz to defeat Raptor, the daughter of the second Vulture
-Defeated the Soldiers of the Serpent, a militaristic hate group dedicated to the extermination of mutants or anyone they deem troublesome
-With help from Phil and her mom, defeated Green Goblin after he tried to get revenge
    -In the process of doing so, she convinced Phil to reenter the superhero business as the Golden Goblin
-With the help of Golden Goblin and Ladyhawk, defeated Earthshaker
-Helped Darkdevil and The Buzz fight off the supervillain Funny Face
-Fought off a gang of teenagers who were attempting to steal an elementary school student’s bike and lunch money
-Teamed up with Iron Fist to fight Dragonfist, a martial artist who seemingly possessed the same powers as him
-Helped Iron Fist defeat Dragonfist by using her Spider-Sense to find his weak points and directing Danny to attack them
-Fought Mister Abnormal, Sabreclaw, Dragon King, and Killerwatt during their team-up with Crazy Eight and Funny Face
-While deprived of her powers after the events of the above fight, managed to end the feud between the Spider-family and the Goblins by talking it over with Normie and convincing him to give up
-Fought Raptor by using Golden Goblin’s glider and Pumpkin Bombs, but was defeated
-Reluctantly teamed up with Nova to fight a superpowered Jim “Rhodey” Rhodes
-After a misunderstanding, teamed up with The Buzz and reluctantly fought Bluestreak, Freebooter, and Mainframe of the Avengers
-Helped Steel Spider regain faith in the superhero business after his life went downhill due to his career
-Teamed up with American Dream and Steel Spider to fight the Soldiers of the Serpent
-The sight of her acting as a hero without her spider powers was enough to convince Moose Mansfield to continue his career in football after he’d been prepared to quit due to breaking his leg
-While fighting Gerry Drew (the second Spider-Man), regained her powers after he accidentally blew up the Goblin Glider while she was still riding it
-During the above fight, discovered she has the ability to transfer her wall-crawling’s “stickiness” to other objects or people
-Became infamous enough among the criminal underworld that a bounty was placed on her
-Saved Gerry after he’d almost been shot by a group of bounty hunters
-Teamed up with Gerry to fight Funny Face
-While suffering from sleep-deprivation, prevented a gang war with help from Gerry
-With help from the new Green Goblin (who was actually Phil), fought off Crazy Eight and Funny Face
-Saved Gerry from being shot by Mr. Nobody
-Formed the New Warriors with the goal of ending the rampages caused by Funny Face and his mom, Angel Face
-Briefly convinced Angel Face to give up on getting revenge by pointing out how her plans would just lead to an endless cycle of violence
-Helped the wannabe superhero Charlie Phillips regain control of his magnetic harness after it had gone haywire
-Discovered that Felicity Thompson had managed to find out her secret identity and steal her costume
-Alongside her dad and the Fantastic Five, defeated Apox, a cybernetically-enhanced, Power Cosmic-infused Skrull
-Saved her dad after he’d been kidnapped by a vengeful Angel Face and Funny Face
-Convinced Allison Mongrain (the woman who kidnapped May when she was a baby) to give up her quest to kill Normie for his brief career as the Green Goblin
-With help from Scarlet Spider (Felicity) and Meagyn Brady, defeated Quickwire
-Defeated a gang of thugs who were all dressed as Santa Claus
-Fought off a group of the Soldiers of the Serpent
-While strapped to one of the SotS’ torture devices, submerged underwater, and almost out of oxygen, mustered up the strength to free herself and swim to the surface
-Alongside American Dream and Thunderstrike, traveled to Earth-9907 and fought off an army of rock monsters
-Defeated Earth-9907’s Spider-Man, freeing a captive Thor and Captain America in the process
-Survived a brutal beating from Seth, the SotS’ leader, long enough for the Avengers and Fantastic Five to defeat him
-Saved Darkdevil after he’d been captured and was about to be killed by Mr. Nobody
-Figured out that Canis was the one responsible for killing the Kingpin and several of New York’s other crime lords
    -Later helped aid in his defeat and jail sentence
-Helped console Sandra Healy after learning of her abusive relationship with Howard Kavanagh
-Rescued the Buzz after he’d been captured by Dr. Jade’s minions
-Fought Carolyn Trainer, the Lady Octopus
-Defeated Man-Wolf (a brainwashed John Jameson) after he nearly killed the Buzz
-Alongside Juggernaut and Doc Magus, fought Nemesus and an army of demons
-Briefly fought Claw, an extremely dangerous cat burglar
-Saved a civilian from an exploding semi truck
-Learned martial arts by training under Elektra
-Fought Kodiak, Canis’ enforcer
-Teamed up with the New Warriors and Canis to fight off rogue members of his gang
-Defeated Lady Octopus while blindfolded
-Teamed up with Raptor to rescue Normie after he’d been captured by Fury, a member of the Order of the Goblin (a cult dedicated to the Green Goblin)
-Managed to repair her friendship with Davida Kirby, which had been ruined due to a disagreement during her basketball career
-Alongside the Avengers and Spider-Man, helped Electro reconcile with Aftershock, his estranged daughter
-Attempted to fight Normie after he’d been possessed by the Venom symbiote, but was defeated after Fury joined in to help him
-During her rematch with Venom, helped Normie break free of its influence and learn to control it
-Defeated Funny Face after he’d taken Peter hostage
-Consoled Moose after he began having a nervous breakdown due to the news of his father being diagnosed with cancer
-Helped the Fantastic Five defeat a vengeful Apox
-Fought off Howard after he went berserk and tried to shoot her
    -After the above, stopped Moose from beating Howard to death after Howard had mocked him for being concerned about Courtney (Moose’s girlfriend, who Howard had beaten to the point of hospitalization in a fit of rage)
-With help from Aunt May’s ghost, broke out of Misery’s dream world and defeated her
-With help from her mom and the girls at her school, fought off La Fantome, a costumed vigilante who was trying to become famous by holding everyone in the Spider Shoppe (a store dedicated to Spider-Girl merchandise) hostage
-Teamed up with the X-People member Push (who was actually Nancy) and defeated Charlie, who had disguised himself as Magneto
-Alongside the Avengers and Venom, defeated a berserk Rhodey
-Defeated a member of the Scriers, a group of highly-trained assassins, who had taken Scarlet Spider hostage
-Defeated Phil (who had returned to being the Golden Goblin) in a sparring match meant to test her speed and reflexes in preparation for her fight with the other Scriers
-Helped get Raptor, The Buzz, and both Ladyhawks to the hospital after the Hobgoblin tortured them to the point of near-death
-Saved Phil after the Hobgoblin had left him to die in an exploding warehouse
-Teamed up with Kaine to fight off dozens of Scriers
-Defeated Hobgoblin

Fantastic Five
-Teamed up with Psilord to fight Binder, Dominator, and Impact of the Wizard’s Warriors

The Buzz
-Saved J. Jonah Jameson from falling to his death
-Teamed up with The Buzz to fight Dr. Jade and a revived Doctor Octopus

Last Hero Standing
-Teamed up with the New Warriors, Avengers, Fantastic Five, Wild Thing, and Captain America to investigate the mysterious disappearances of various superheroes across the country
-Alongside the above group, fought off an army of armored trolls in Asgard
-After everyone else was defeated and captured, teamed up with Juggernaut and freed them
-Used her Spider-Sense to locate Loki, who had brainwashed the captured heroes to fight each other, and helped aid in his defeat

Spider-Man Family
-Began investigating Heartland Enterprises, a company owned by Jack O’ Lantern (Maguire Beck), after discovering they’d released a DVD of “Peter Porker, The Spectacular Spider-Ham”
-Destroyed a robot copy of Jack O’ Lantern that was sent by Araña to test her abilities

Last Planet Standing
-Saved a depowered Thunderstrike from being killed by Sabreclaw
-Stopped a group of people who had started a riot due to thinking the world was going to end
-Worked with the rest of the Avengers to stop a flood
-Alongside American Dream, helped encourage Juggernaut to muster up the strength he needed to push away a wave of debris that threatened to crush several city blocks
-Alongside Stinger and American Dream, infiltrated Galactus’ ship and prevented him from enacting his plan to recreate the Big Bang

The Amazing Spider-Girl
-Saved Charlie Kurkle from a group of thugs
-Saved a group of people at St. Andrews Shelter from an exploding car
-Saved Bitter Frost, Caitlan Leiber, and Detective Drasco after the building they were in started burning down
-Teamed up with the reality TV show host/bounty hunter Mad Dog to fight a group of assassins that had been hired to kill him
    -Later teamed up with him again to save Mona Carlo from assassins
-Saved Heather Noble after she’d been kidnapped by Hobgoblin
-Teamed up with Ladyhawk to find Hobgoblin’s whereabouts
-Convinced Sara Hingle to calm down after she was going berserk due to how her powers were ruining her life
-Fought a group of SHIELD agents after a misunderstanding
-While not in costume, fought off Carnage, with the battle ending inconclusively due to him leaving in the middle of it
-Saved her little brother Benjy after Carnage threw him out of a hospital window
-Alongside her dad, defeated Carnage and cured Benjy after he was infected by the symbiote, though the former resulted in her earning Moose’s ire
-Convinced the Avengers and New Warriors to aid her during her fight against Hobgoblin and Mindworm
-Powered through a vivid psychic illusion generated by the mutant Mindworm
-Accidentally crashed a wedding while searching for the invisible assassin Deadspot
-Reluctantly teamed up with Hobgoblin to fight an army of mob bosses who were brainwashed by Mindworm
-Stopped a supervillain auction
-Repaired her relationship with her boyfriend, Gene Thompson, after her career as Spider-Girl led them to break up
-Fought Sara Hingle, who had become the supervillain Nucleus due to a misunderstanding between them
-Won a sparring match with Push
-Escaped after she and Push had been kidnapped by the Sisterhood of Mutants
-Stopped the anti-mutant hate group Humanity First from attacking Davida over her support of mutants
-Managed to calm Nucleus down again and would’ve convinced her to give up being a villain had Magneta not interfered
-With help from Aunt May’s ghost, confronted her insecurities about being Spider-Girl and recovered from the coma that resulted from the above explosion
-Regained control of her body after Araña hijacked it
-Convinced Black Tarantula and his gang to team up with the New Warriors so they could take down the Cult of the Goblin
-Prevented Norman Osborn (who had been revived by using Peter as his vessel) from killing Kaine
-Alongside Peter, her clone, and Aunt May’s ghost, defeated Norman while in the subconsciousness of Peter’s mind
-While saving Peter and her clone, created a fully functional web parachute, which was something Peter himself admitted to having trouble doing

Avengers Next
-Teamed up with the Avengers to fight Ultron, Ulik, Warp, and Sylene
-Discovered that Sylene had disguised herself as Thunderstrike, which was a disguise so perfect that not even Sabreclaw could detect it

The Spectacular Spider-Girl
-Stopped a gang war with help from her clone, April AKA Mayhem
-While investigating the murder of Connie Fredrickson (who was disguised as Ben Reily’s daughter), fought Tombstone, but was defeated
-Fought off the thugs who had been prepared to abandon her in the Pines Barren and returned to New York with help from the priest Father Santini
-Saved Rene DeSantos and Wes Westin from being killed by Fury
-Alongside Darkdevil, fought off Fury and Mayhem (who had been forced into helping Fury)
-Teamed up with Black Tarantula to fight off a rival gang
-Helped a group of firemen rescue civilians who were trapped in a building that had been firebombed
-Fought Mayhem while trying to prevent her from killing Black Tarantula, but was defeated
-Defeated the mysterious vigilante Wild Card (who was actually Peter in disguise)
-Alongside American Dream and the New Warriors, ended the gang war between Black Tarantula and Silverback
-Saved the New Warriors and American Dream after Hobgoblin dropped them with the intent of letting them fall to their deaths

Spider-Girl: The End
-In the previous timeline, sacrificed herself to save Mayhem after their fight had accidentally started a fire at Midtown High School
-Became a heroic icon in the above timeline’s future thanks to M (an elderly, remorseful Mayhem) telling each generation stories of her exploits
-In the altered timeline, began dating Wes, who she learned had discovered her secret identity

Spider-Girl Strength 1 by Br3ndan5
Spider-Girl Strength 2 by Br3ndan5
Strength:

-City Level due to being comparable to her father and others comparable to him, such as Kaine
    -Spider-Man is listed as having the same power level as Luke Cage, who can survive a 54 Megaton explosion. Spider-Man is said to be comparable to Luke, has shown the ability to harm him, and has matched and overpowered characters like Hammerhead, who remained conscious after a beating from Luke. Additionally, Spider-Man has survived being hit with enough electromagnetic energy to destroy a city, and Kaine was able to easily defeat him

-While first manifesting her spider powers, destroyed a backboard by slamming a basketball into a hoop
-Kicked Green Goblin in the face hard enough to stagger him, followed soon after by another to the back
-Pulled Green Goblin out of the way of an oncoming truck before proceeding to one-shot him
-One-shot an assassin by hitting him over the head with a garbage can
-One-shot Crazy Eight
-Kicked Spyral in the face
-Kicked Spider-Venom hard enough that the glass behind him shattered
-While enraged, repeatedly staggered Spider-Venom with her blows
-Effortlessly snapped Ladyhawk’s metal Ladyhawk Hoops (basically metal restraints)
-Knocked Darkdevil out in only two hits
-Casually tore a brick wall open and threw it at Nova
-Nova said that her strength was comparable to his
-Ripped Mr. Nobody’s teleporter suit open
-Has been shown to one-shot Killerwatt numerous times, even once doing so while almost entirely drained of stamina
-Effortlessly tore herself free from Spider-Man’s webbing
-Tackled Darkdevil through a window
-Kicked Darkdevil in the back of the head
-Sent Wild Thing flying multiple meters away with a single punch
-Alongside Wild Thing, knocked Sabreclaw out with a single punch, though her knuckles hurt afterwards
-Shattered the Grief Machine with a single punch
-Knocked Misery out with a single left hook
-Alongside Speedball, one-shot Mister Abnormal with a right hook
-Her punches were strong enough to stagger and eventually knock out Kaine, who is comparable to the original Spider-Man
-Punched Green Goblin through a stone pillar
-Staggered Earthshaker with a few blows
-Kicked Funny Face while he was busy ranting
-Knocked Dr. Jade into a chimney hard enough that it collapsed on top of her
-Shattered her prison cell like glass with a single punch
-Slammed Raptor into a wall hard enough to crack it
-Backhanded Gerry, punched him through a wall, and knocked him into the air with an uppercut
-Swung around a piece of rebar with Gerry attached to its end
-Effortlessly snapped Gerry’s webbing in two just by flexing
-Casually lifted a large metal pole with The Thing stuck to its end
    -The Thing weighs 500 lbs
-Sent several thugs flying with a single punch
-Tore Felicity’s cat-o-nine-tails in two with ease
-While frustrated, she tore a lead pipe free from the roofing tile and crushed it in her hand
-Her blows were strong enough to stagger Apox
-One-shot Aftershock
-Dropkicked Quickwire in the stomach
-Launched several Soldiers of the Serpent members through the air while swinging a massive gun
-While submerged underwater and low on oxygen, still worked up the strength to rip herself free from her restraints
-After the above, still had the strength to swim to the surface despite being close to blacking out
-After launching herself off of a wall, slammed into Psi-Slayer (Earth-9907’s Psilord) hard enough to send him into a computer tower
-Punched Earth-9907’s Spider-Man and briefly grappled with him
-Knocked Earth-9907’s Spider-Man into the air with a punch
-After webbing him up, pulled Earth-9907’s Spider-Man off of a wall and slammed him into some nearby machines hard enough to weaken him
-Dropkicked Seth hard enough that he uprooted a lamppost upon crashing into it
-Kicked Seth and sent him flying into a stack of propane tanks
-While weakened from being choked and repeatedly punched by Seth, still had the strength to make him double over with a kick to the balls
-Just grabbing Howard’s hand mid-strike was enough to break it
-Overpowered a winch that could rip apart armored vehicles
-Tore a steel net apart
-Tackled Dr. Jade into a chimney
-Knocked out Man-Wolf in only 4 blows
-One-shot several demons
-Knocked Kodiak on his ass with a kick to the face, sent him to the ground with a left hook, and made him wince with a chop to the neck
-Kicked Kodiak down a flight of stairs
-Kicked Kodiak in the stomach, then used that same leg to lift him into the air and throw him over her
-Beat Kodiak into unconsciousness while enraged
-Tore Lady Octopus’ tentacles from her harness and knocked her out by slapping her
-Her punches were strong enough to launch Fury through the air multiple times
-Tore herself out of Venom’s body after he absorbed her
-One-shot a troll by kicking him in the face
-Staggered Loki with a kick
-Decapitated a Jack O’ Lantern robot with a single punch
-After seeing her abilities in action, Araña commented that she seemed just as strong as Spider-Man
-Crushed a pistol in her hand
-Her blows were strong enough to stagger Rhodey, whose nanomachines had rendered his body nigh-invulnerable and hard as steel
-Beat a Scrier to the point of unconsciousness while angered
-Jumped into a window with enough force to shatter it
-While bonded with the Venom symbiote, staggered Hobgoblin with two punches and slammed him into a stone wall
-Slammed Spider-Man into a stone wall while enraged
-With a single punch, sent Hobgoblin crashing into a brick wall several feet away
-Knocked out Hobgoblin with two punches
-Kicked a molotov cocktail out of Charlie Kurkle’s hands
-Ripped a car door off its hinges
-Kicked Sabreclaw in the face
-Kicked Reverb through a fence
-Casually lifted Reverb through the air
-Leapt off of Reverb with enough force that he was submerged in the cement beneath him
-Kicked Bitter Frost into a wall
-Staggered Sylene with a kick
-Put Ladyhawk in a chokehold she couldn’t escape from
-Dropkicked a SHIELD agent, then one-shot three more of them while avoiding gunfire
-Pushed a group of SHIELD agents off after they dogpiled on her
-Tossed a cup of hot coffee at Carnage
-Destroyed a chimney top with a single punch while stressed out
-Staggered Carnage with a punch
-Threw one robber into another using her webbing
-While submerged underwater, tore her way out of a bubble-like prison cell by pulling its shackles out
-Often kicks her way through glass windows with enough force to shatter them
-With two palm strikes and a kick, managed to throw Delilah, Man Mountain Marko, and Fancy Dan off after they dogpiled on her
-Kicked Delilah off of her
-Pushed a group of mob bosses off after they dogpiled on her
-One-shot Mindworm
-Kicked Deadspot several feet away into a freight car
-Knocked Deadspot out with only 4 punches
-Traded blows with Araña
-Punched Araña hard enough to knock her out of her armored exoskeleton
-Lifted Nucleus with her legs and threw her into the air
-Threw a piece of metal debris back at Push
-After being pinned down by her, managed to grab Mayhem by the wrists, lifted her up, and flung her off of a rooftop
-While Araña was in her body, knocked a thug out by dropkicking him, knocked his partners out by swinging another member into them, then downed a fifth member with a punch that also chipped one of his teeth
-Dropkicked Norman hard enough to stagger him
-Punched Norman four times in quick succession
-Gripped a web line connected to the Goblin Glider so tightly that the glider wouldn’t budge
-Tackled Norman through the roof of her house while beating on him
-Beat Norman over the head repeatedly
-Pulled Mary Jane and Benjy free from Norman’s grip
-Knocked Montana down with a kick to the face
-Could support the combined weight of herself and Mayhem even while being choked out
-Knocked Mayhem back with a punch
-Briefly restrained Mayhem by wrapping both legs around her neck
-Knocked Norman back with two punches, then sent him flying with a third punch
-Did the following while suffering a concussion:
    -Effortlessly snapped multiple chains in half by flexing
    -Made the Jersey Devil scream by punching it
-Supported the weight of an occupied, armored limo while still recovering from a sprained ankle
-Lifted a pile of flaming debris off her back
-Pushed Fury through a steel wall
-Effortlessly threw a mob boss across a bar room
-Kicked the Punisher hard enough to destroy his machine gun and send him to the ground
-Kicked Mayhem in the face hard enough to send her flying
-Traded blows with Mayhem, her physically equal clone
-One-shot Wild Card
-Pulled Punisher’s sniper rifle out of his hands and snapped it in half
-Backhanded the Punisher hard enough to send him crashing into a nearby chimney
-Kicked the Hobgoblin in the face three times
-While using only one arm, she managed to support the weight of American Dream and each of the New Warriors after they fell into her massive net


Spider-Girl agility by Br3ndan5
Agility:
-Possesses agility, balance, and coordination far beyond even the finest human athlete
-Is more advanced than Spider-Man’s
-Often employs flips, backflips, or cartwheels to avoid attacks, making it harder to hit her
-Is able to ricochet off walls
-Can perfectly balance herself on any object, no matter how small or narrow
-Is an expert at parkour, being able to leap from one building or surface to another with the greatest of ease
-Can backflip multiple times in a row
-While first manifesting her powers, was able to leap above a backboard
-Backflipped over several thugs who were attempting to hit her, which was then followed by another backflip to avoid a stream of gunfire
-Performed multiple flips and twisted her body through the air to avoid being hit by Crazy Eight’s 8-balls
-After being attacked, backflipped through the air to land on her feet
-Rolled out of the way of the Human Torch’s flames
-Avoided a storm of jacks by backflipping
-While in the middle of web-swinging, backflipped out of the way of a sniper round that had been aimed at her head
-Flipped over a web line from Earth-9907’s Spider-Man
-Twisted her body while in midair to avoid being crushed by Lady Octopus’ tentacles
-While blindfolded, flipped and twisted her body through the air to avoid a swarm of razor-sharp blades being thrown at her by Elektra
-Backflipped away from a troll who was attempting to bludgeon her with a club
-Weaved between bullets fired from Howard’s pistol
-Twisted her body to avoid being hit by several manhole covers that were launched at her by Charlie Phillips
-Backflipped through the air and landed on her feet after being hit by one of Nucleus’ ribbons
-Flipped over multiple ribbons from Nucleus
-Twisted her body to avoid gunfire from multiple SHIELD agents
-Flipped over Carnage’s tendrils multiple times
-After Push broke part of the building she’d attached to, she managed to recover by flipping through the air and landing on her feet
-Bent over backwards to avoid a backfist from Peter, who had mistaken her for Darkdevil
-Performed a backwards cartwheel to get back to her feet after Norman backhanded her
-Flipped out of the way of Fury’s Pumpkin Bombs multiple times despite her ankle being sprained
-Leapt away from an explosion and rolled back to her feet
-Using a lamp post as support, flipped herself through the air to save Wes from falling to his death
-Backflipped over a barrage of darts from Wild Card
-Using the horns of Hobgoblin’s glider as support, she managed to swing herself around and kick him in the face
-Twisted her body to avoid dozens of spiked balls launched at her by Hobgoblin
-Backflipped through the air to recover from Mayhem tackling her


Spider-Girl Speed by Br3ndan5
Speed:
At least Massively Hypersonic+ with reactions ranging from Faster than Light to Faster than Light+, as it’s been said multiple times that her reflexes are superior to her father’s
-Says she can move 40 times faster than the average teen
-Often casually avoids machine gun fire
-Has repeatedly been shown to avoid Darkdevil’s hellfire-enhanced billy clubs, even when they’re thrown at point-blank range
-Has leapt away from lasers fired by Funny Face’s puppet, Bunky, on multiple occasions
-Dodged Crazy Eight’s explosive 8-balls numerous times
-Is often shown to casually keep up with Felicity
-Avoided multiple laser blasts from Apox
-Repeatedly avoided being crushed by Lady Octopus’ tentacles
-Reacted to blasts from Dr. Jade’s gauntlets multiple times
-Before discovering her powers, managed to push Jimmy and Courtney away from a Pumpkin Bomb’s explosion
-Dodged a zap-blast from Green Goblin’s gloves
-Leapt out of the way just as Green Goblin’s razor bats were about to hit her
-Was untouchable to a group of thugs
-Grabbed a prop of Silver Surfer’s board and placed it in front of herself within the same amount of time it took for a knife to fly toward her
-Dodged a punch from The Thing
-Leapt out of Dragon King’s range just as he was about to crush her
-Avoided Dragon King’s eye beams
-Evaded multiple attacks from Spider-Venom
-Casually avoided all of Ladyhawk’s attacks
-Just barely avoided being hit by Nova while he was flying toward her
-Briefly outsped Nova
-Dodged multiple arcs of electricity from Killerwatt
-Kept up with Spider-Man
-Avoided being tagged by the Spider-Slayer
-While blindfolded, leapt over hundreds of rapidly-fired tennis balls as part of her training
-Pulled Psilord out of the Fantasticar moments before it was blown up by the Wizard’s Warriors
-Dodged automatic fire from behind
-Leapt away from one of Bullet’s explosive pellets just as it detonated
-Evaded multiple electric blasts from The Buzz’s gauntlets
-Barely managed to duck under an attempted backhand from Darkdevil
-Dodged claw swipes from Wild Thing
-Instinctively dodged Misery’s shock gloves
-Leapt out of the way just as the Avengers’ security systems (metal tentacles) were about to wrap around her
-Evaded Mr. Abnormal’s attacks
-Ducked under a slash from Raptor’s talons
-Leapt out of the way of Green Goblin’s zap-blast
-By combining it with her Spider-Sense, she moved fast enough that Earthshaker couldn’t hit her
-Dodged Doc Ock’s tentacles just as they were about to crush her body
-Dodged a laser fired from Dr. Jade’s gauntlet
-Her reflexes were fast enough that Dragonfist, an accomplished martial artist, was mostly unable to hit her
    -The only attack he landed (a kick to the face) was a lucky shot more than anything
-Dodged numerous attacks from Sabreclaw
-Did the following while depowered and on the Goblin Glider:
    -Barely dodged a massive vent thrown at her by Rhodey
    -Dodged Stinger’s energy blasts and a shield toss from American Dream at the last second
    -Barely dodged one of Mainframe’s lasers
-Immediately after recovering her powers, effortlessly avoided all of Gerry’s attacks
-Pushed Gerry out of the way just as he was about to get hit by a hail of machine gun fire
    -Later did the same when he was about to be shot by Mr. Nobody
-Pulled a wheelchair-bound Courtney out of the way seconds before Quickwire could land on both of them
-Dodged a punch from a speed-boosted Quickwire
-Dodged psychic blasts from Psi-Slayer
-Was said by Earth-9907’s Spider-Man to have reflexes sharper than his
-Dodged several web lines from Earth-9907’s Spider-Man 
-Escaped the Web site (a warehouse that was serving as her secret hideout) immediately after her Spider-Sense warned her that a bomb was planted inside of it
-Pushed a man out of the way just as he was about to be run over by a Daily Bugle truck
-Leapt away from Man-Wolf just as he was about to tackle her
-Dodged Claw’s gas grenades
-Blitzed Claw to a nearby rooftop so quickly that he didn’t even realize she’d moved
-Dodged hits from Kodiak
-Dodged a bullet while suffering from sleep-deprivation
-Avoided multiple punches from Fury, who had her speed enhanced due to bathing in the Goblin formula for several years
-Pushed Davida out of the way just as Dragon King’s fire breath was about to roast her
-Dodged numerous bolts of lightning from Aftershock
-Avoided multiple attacks from Venom, who’s just as fast as Spider-Man
-Pushed Chris to the ground before Fury’s Goblin Glider could hit him
-Blitzed Apox
-Dodged several punches and explosives from the Jack O’ Lantern robot
-According to Araña, she moves just as fast as Spider-Man
-Pushed Push out of the way just as a car was about to run both of them over
-Dodged multiple blasts from Rhodey
-While suffering from sleep-deprivation, narrowly avoided being impaled by several shurikens thrown at her by a Scrier
-Kept up with one of the Scriers in battle
-Ripped Scrier’s sword from his hands fast enough that he didn’t even have the chance to slit Scarlet Spider’s throat
-Dodged multiple blasts from Hobgoblin’s Goblin Blasters
-Dodged Sylene’s magic blasts
-Ducked under a swing from Thena’s hammer, then leapt out of the way before it could crush her
-Dodged lightning from Thena’s hammer
-Avoided multiple sound-based blasts from Reverb’s suit
-Dodged several icicles fired by Bitter Frost
-Pushed Mad Dog away just as he was about to be hit by machine gun fire
-Dodged an attempted sneak attack from Warp, a teleporter
-Dodged Ultron’s Death Rays
-Dodged Hobgoblin’s Pumpkin Bombs multiple times
-Avoided multiple hits from an enraged Ladyhawk
-Dodged shots from several pistols all at once
-Leapt out of the way just as Carnage was about to tackle her
-Dodged several of Carnage’s tendrils
-Instinctively dodged a bullet just as it was centimeters from her head
-Evaded multiple hits from Araña
-Dodged multiple ribbons from Nucleus
-Dodged metal debris launched at her by Push
-Pushed Push out of the way just as a giant structure was about to crush her
-Repeatedly dodged Black Tarantula’s eye beams, which could reflect off of multiple surfaces
-Ducked just before Mayhem could slam into her from behind
-Avoided blasts from Norman’s Goblin Blasters
-Dodged Norman’s Pumpkin Bombs multiple times
-Dodged a claw strike from Mayhem
-Pushed Mayhem out of the way before she could be hit by Norman’s Goblin Blaster
-Jumped out of a building in under two seconds
-While disoriented from the pain of hitting him, dodged blows from Tombstone
-Even while recovering from the injuries inflicted during the above fight, managed to dodge Fury’s razor bats
-Dodged Wild Card’s flash cards
-Dodged numerous swings from a mob boss who had armed himself with a pool cue
-Moved out of the way before Mayhem could tackle her
-Dodged the Punisher’s shots while using her Spider-Sense as a guide
-Intercepted Black Tarantula’s eye beams with her webbing
-Outsped Wild Card
-Caught Wild Card’s sonic card, which was specifically tailored to move faster than her
    -When she did so, Wild Card was surprised and admitted that not even he could’ve moved that fast
-Jumped out of the way of a Pumpkin Bomb
-Dodged the lasers fired from Hobgoblin’s wrist guns
-Moved faster than the rapid-fire shots from Hobgoblin’s SMG
-In the original timeline, she managed to push Mayhem out of the way just as some flaming debris was about to crush her

 

Spider-Girl Durability 1 by Br3ndan5
Spider-Girl Durability 2 by Br3ndan5
Durability:
City Level by scaling to her strength
-Was only mildly stunned after getting hit by Crazy Eight’s sonic grenade
-Shrugged off being slammed into a model of Galactus
-Took a hit from the Dragon King’s tail, though it left her disoriented for a brief moment
-Only momentarily stunned after being zapped by Killerwatt’s electricity
-Shrugged off a slash to the back from Sabreclaw
-Powered through a sucker punch from Bluestreak
-Took numerous hits from Kaine, including one that slammed her into a steel beam hard enough to dent it
-Took hits from both Ladyhawks
-Shrugged off repeated blows from Raptor
-Was only briefly staggered after The Buzz backhanded her
-Survived a fall from several hundred feet
-Only briefly stunned from Dragonfist’s kick
-Powered through the immense amounts of electricity from Killerwatt’s explosion, though it temporarily removed her spider powers
-Withstood the following while depowered:
    -A beating from Green Goblin, which left her with a black eye
    -Being tackled through the air by Raptor and getting slammed back-first onto solid concrete
    -Getting kicked in the stomach by Ladyhawk
    -Gerry tackling her from behind
    -Was unharmed after slamming into some generators, which caused the Goblin Glider to explode beneath her feet, electrocuted her, and restored her powers
-Was only momentarily dazed after being telekinetically slammed into a locker
-Took multiple blasts of electricity from Aftershock, whose electrokinesis is strong enough to bring a man to the brink of death
-Got tackled through a wall by Angel Face
-Was only briefly stunned after a monitor smashed against her head
-Tanked multiple rapid punches from Quickwire
-Withstood repeated electrocution from one of the Soldiers of the Serpent’s devices
-Took a headbutt and a punch from Earth-9907’s Spider-Man that sent her through a computer
-Recovered immediately after Earth-9907’s Spider-Man dropkicked her into several machines
-Survived a stack of propane tanks exploding in front of her, which destroyed an entire construction site
-After the above, she survived another explosion when Seth freed himself from the debris
-Though it eventually knocked her out, she survived being choked out and repeatedly punched by Seth, who was strong enough to rival Thor and was striking her with intent to kill
-After the above, she survived a backhand from Seth that sent her flying across the wrecked construction site
-Shrugged off being thrown through machinery
-Took hits from Lady Octopus’ tentacles, which are made from a combination of steel and titanium
-Withstood being strangled, electrocuted, and slammed into a stone wall by Lady Octopus’ tentacles multiple times, with the latter leaving a crater upon impact
-Survived (and was still conscious after) getting crushed beneath a pile of stone and rubble
-Shrugged off having the blunt end of one of Elektra’s sai smack her across the face
-Took multiple hits from Kodiak
-Tanked multiple hits from Fury, most of which was after being stabbed in the ribs
-Survived a brutal beating from a tag team of Fury and Venom
    -Venom is several times stronger than Spider-Man
-According to herself, being hit by La Fantome stung more than it hurt
-Recovered shortly after being shocked by a modified taser
-Tanked electrocution from Funny Face’s shock gloves
-Withstood a magic shockwave from Loki, with her only injury being a broken arm after she landed on it wrong
-Survived being blasted by Rhodey, though it knocked her out
-Withstood Golden Goblin’s Lunatic Laugh, which is loud enough to weaken a symbiote and shatter eardrums
-Was unharmed after jumping through a window
-Took hits from the Hobgoblin
-Shrugged off multiple lacerations from Hobgoblin’s heat-seeking razor bats
-Remained conscious after multiple blasts from Hobgoblin’s Goblin Blasters, which were strong enough to nearly incapacitate Spider-Man with one shot
-Survived being stabbed through the chest, though she was left near-death and only survived because Venom bonded with her
-Got back up after Sabreclaw slammed her into the ground
-Took multiple sonic blasts from Reverb
-Tanked being slammed into a wall by Bitter Frost’s aerokinesis
-Survived being in the Avengers’ Quinjet when it exploded, though she was knocked out
-Was unharmed after Sylene knocked the Avengers back with a massive explosion
-Survived being knocked away and slammed into a wall by Nucleus’ ribbons
-Recovered almost immediately after being hit by one of Nucleus’ ribbons
-Shrugged off Carnage repeatedly slamming her into a metal wall
-Was slammed through a door by Carnage and recovered almost immediately
-Tanked repeated scratches and being bitten in the shoulder by a Carnage-infected Benjy
-Survived being caught in one of Hobgoblin’s explosions
-Took a punch from Man Mountain Marko
-Survived being tackled by Delilah and Cottonmouth
-Took hits from Araña
-Could keep fighting after being hit by Nucleus’ ribbons, which are strong enough to destroy a building
-Quickly recovered after Mayhem tackled her from behind
-Was unharmed after Mayhem tackled her onto a rooftop and punched her
-Survived being in the center of this explosion generated by an out of control Nucleus, though it left her hospitalized
-While Araña was in her body, she withstood a backhand from Black Tarantula and survived being blasted by his eye beams, which are strong enough to incinerate a normal man
-Withstood Norman repeatedly stomping on her and punching her until she was spitting up blood
-Got kicked in the stomach by Mayhem
-Survived being choked by Mayhem, who had wrapped herself around her neck
-Recovered shortly after being hit in the back of the head by several bricks
-Powered through the pain of repeatedly punching and kicking Tombstone, whose skin is as hard as diamond
-Took a beating from a bloodlusted Tombstone, though it left her with a concussion
-While suffering the above concussion, she withstood the Jersey Devil throwing her, slamming her into a tree, and dropping her several hundred feet onto solid ground
-Survived being crushed by a pile of flaming debris
-Only felt mild discomfort after dislocating her shoulder and having it popped back into place
-Tanked electrocution from Fury’s gauntlets
-While low on stamina, recovered from being slammed back-first into a monitor
-Survived crashing onto a rooftop and rolling through several pieces of metal debris
-Withstood Mayhem choking her with her hair tendrils and slamming her into a chimney
-Quickly recovered after Mayhem backhanded her off a roof
-Survived a bloodlusted Mayhem tackling her onto a rooftop and beating her to near death
-Shrugged off the Punisher shooting her in the wrist
-Showed no reaction to Mayhem’s tendril scratching her cheek hard enough to draw blood
-Was unharmed after Mayhem tackled her off a rooftop and through a window
-Got back up shortly after being knocked back and cut across the face by one of Mayhem’s tendrils
-In the original timeline, after being crushed under some debris, she survived long enough to get Mayhem out of the building they were in

 

Stamina:

-Due to May’s advanced musculature, her body produces less fatigue toxins during physical activity than the average human. This allows her to physically exert herself for long periods of time without growing tired

-Sparred with Elektra for 70 minutes and showed no signs of fatigue afterwards
-After being on the verge of exhaustion from getting beaten to near-death, she only needed 5 hours of sleep to completely recover her energy

 

Spider-Girl Intelligence by Br3ndan5
Intelligence:
-Knows how to perform CPR
-Discovered that Canis was the one responsible for killing the Kingpin and several of New York’s other crime lords

-While fighting a group of invisible demons, used her Spider-Sense to detect where they were coming from and calculated the right moment to attack whenever they got close
    -Later did the same while locating Loki, who had turned himself invisible

-Pieced together that her mom was the Spider Shoppe’s owner
-Deduced that the Magneto she and Push fought was actually Charlie Phillips based on his actions, voice, and insecure personality
-Figured out that Carnage was actually Moose based on his reaction to Courtney and how he’d called several of her classmates by name
-Is able to recreate the formula for web-fluid

Skills:

Spider-Girl cunning by Br3ndan5
Cunning and Clever:
-According to herself, she isn’t a strategist; rather, she just follows her instincts and reacts to each new event as it comes
-Can exploit the environment to her advantage should the situation call for it
    -She often does this by using an object in her surroundings as an impromptu weapon
-Tricked Green Goblin into activating his shock gloves while he was still holding onto a Pumpkin Bomb
-Made it seem like she was retreating so Crazy Eight would lower his guard, then swung back around and knocked him out before he could react
-Exploited Dragon King’s obsession with his dragon statues by tossing one at a wall, causing him to run into it and electrocute himself on the room’s main
-Threw Nova off her trail by tricking him into almost flying into a building, retreating into the shadows while he tried to reposition himself
-Escaped the Human Torch by making him fly into a construction site, then tying him up with cables and throwing him into wet cement while he was distracted
-Created a web cocoon to distract Wild Thing, leaving her vulnerable enough for May to deliver a sneak attack
-During a game of Capture the Flag, manipulated almost all of the Avengers into entering positions that would allow her to effortlessly steal their flags for herself
-Distracted Stinger with a web-construct of herself and attacked while her guard was down
-Tricked Dominator into flying into an area full of metal as the dump’s magnet activated, trapping her inside
-Took advantage of Raptor being distracted by webbing her to the rooftop while she was busy arguing with her mission control
-With help from The Buzz, used Raptor’s growing desperation against her by tricking her into flying straight into a giant web
-Used the surrounding environment to trick Mister Abnormal into tying himself up
-Tricked a bloodlusted Sabreclaw into trying to slash open a slab of meat that was covered in her webs, causing him to get stuck
-Made Dragon King knock himself out by covering his arms in webs while he was trying to lift a boxcar. The moment he tried to rip it off, the car crushed him beneath its weight and KO’d him
-Used her wall-crawling to stick the Gerry Drew Spider-Man to a piece of rebar and proceeded to launch him across the building they were fighting on
-Covered a Pumpkin Bomb (See “Weapons and Equipment” below) with webbing to produce a flashbang
-Stunned Crazy Eight and Funny Face by using her wall-crawling to repel a tire that hit both of them in the face
-Used her Spider-Sense and agility to prevent Apox from targeting civilians with his blasts
-After being caught by Seth, she freed herself by placing both feet against his face and rapidly transferring her wall-crawling’s attraction and repulsion against his face
-Tricked Mr. Nobody into materializing in front of a live wire, which knocked him out the moment it made contact
-Used pieces of rubble as makeshift boxing gloves while fighting Kodiak
-After realizing she couldn’t beat Venom physically, went for a stealth approach by creating a blackout and using her Spider-Sense to track his movements
-Used Funny Face’s attachment to Bunky against him by threatening to hurt the doll if he shot Peter
-After discovering that Funny Face’s costume was now padded to negate her strongest blows, one-shot him with a single punch to the face
-Distracted Apox with nonstop talking while leading him to the path of two telekinetically-manipulated asteroids from Psilord
-Prevented Reverb from using his sound-based weaponry by dunking him in cement
-Used the knowledge that Moose’s dad had cancer to manipulate a Carnage-possessed Moose into moving the battle away from civilians and toward Peter (who had armed himself with Reverb’s suit)
-Used her Spider-Sense to track Deadspot and distracted her with webbing long enough to get the drop on her
-Used her Spider-Sense to navigate through Nucleus’ ribbons and find the best spot to restrain her 
-Used the momentum from her attempt at stopping Norman to launch herself into him
-While lacking the use of her web-shooters, came up with a complex plan to save Wes by using the surrounding trees to slow their descent and combining it with her wall-crawling to help them reach a safe distance for her to drop him

Spider-Girl Dirty Fighting by Br3ndan5
Dirty Fighting:
-Willing to feign defeat or play dead if it means she can gain an advantage

Expert Martial Artist:
-Received training from the Ladyhawks (a duo of highly-trained fighters) and Elektra (an assassin who knows several martial arts and has regularly fought some of the world’s best close-quarters fighters)

Expert Marksman:
-Landed 20 shots in a row with a basketball
-Disarmed Ladyhawk with a snowball
-Landed a shot on an insect-sized Stinger
-Threw a tire at enough of an angle that it ricocheted off Crazy Eight’s head and slammed into Funny Face’s
-Fired her stingers with enough precision that she canceled out Wild Card’s darts

Expert Chemist:
-After some coaching from her dad, learned how to create web-fluid

Spider-Girl Willpower by Br3ndan5
Spider-Girl Willpower 2 by Br3ndan5
Spider-Girl Willpower 3 by Br3ndan5
Immense Willpower:
-Will push through immense amounts of fear, exhaustion, or grievous injuries to keep fighting
-Forced herself to fight Kaine during their rematch even though she was completely terrified of him
-Despite being submerged underwater and close to passing out, managed to work up the strength to free herself from a torture device and swim to the surface
    -After this, she forced herself to keep fighting against the Soldiers of the Serpent even though she hadn’t even fully recovered
-Powered through the injuries inflicted on her by Carnage so she could save Benjy and prevent Carnage from infecting Moose’s dad
-Forced herself to wake up from Mindworm’s psychically-generated illusion even though it was draining her life
-Despite suffering from a concussion and her self-esteem being low enough point that she was willing to accept dying there, forced herself to stay alive and try to find civilization while wandering the Pine Barrens

Spider-Girl Stealth 1 by Br3ndan5
Spider-Girl Stealth 2 by Br3ndan5
Master of Stealth:
-While in her black suit, rendered herself invisible by sticking to the shadows during a blackout
-Snuck up on Venom, who couldn’t detect her even with his Spider-Sense
-Briefly used this during her fight with Hobgoblin to get into the right position so she could end their fight
-Evaded the grasp of numerous SHIELD agents by using her wall-crawling to stick to the underside of a nearby ledge

Spider-Girl Personality by Br3ndan5
Personality:
-When not in-costume, May is usually serious and focused when trying to accomplish a goal, though she’s otherwise relaxed and easygoing
-As is the case with most teenage girls, she enjoys shopping and looking at boys, even sometimes commenting on their butts
-Much like her father, she often jokes around or talks a lot to serve as a coping mechanism so the stress doesn’t get to her
    -She’ll also do this deliberately to make her opponent more predictable by irritating them
-As one would expect from having Spider-Man as a parent, May is devoted to maintaining responsibility, often doing the right thing even if it comes at the cost of her happiness
    -This extends to the point where she refuses to kill anyone, as she feels that doing so would betray her sense of responsibility
-Often strives to improve herself and help others in need, regardless of whether they’re friend or foe
-Should she need to, she will attempt to defuse a situation by talking someone out of whatever they’re doing
-Refuses to let anyone die, even if they’re her worst enemies, and will become angry with herself if she’s unable to save someone or saddened if she thinks she killed someone
    -She’s also been shown to get furious at the sight of excessive violence from other heroes
-Tends to blame herself if something goes wrong
-Is a huge fan of the Fantastic Five, believing them to be the world’s greatest team of superheroes
    -She’s also been shown multiple times to have a crush on Psilord
-Will become pissed-off if someone calls her a bitch
-Prefers being called Spider-Girl, since she thinks Spider-Woman makes her sound like someone’s mom
-Said by her mom to have an infamous sweet tooth
-Tends to butt heads with her parents (mainly her dad) over her duties as Spider-Girl, though this became less of an issue as the series went on

Weapons and Equipment:



Spider-Girl Costume:
-A red and blue spandex costume Mayday sewed by herself
-The mask contains polarized lenses, which protect her from dust particles and the glare of the sun while swinging through New York
    -It also conceals her identity by muffling her voice, making it unrecognizable to others

Spider-Girl Web-Shooters by Br3ndan5
Web-Shooters:
-By pressing her middle fingers against the trigger, May can fire pressurized web-fluid that possesses a tensile strength of 120 pounds per square millimeter of cross section
-Often uses her webs to swing across the buildings of New York
-Can form it into various tools, such as a shield (which is durable enough to survive Pumpkin Bombs and constant exposure to fire), life-sized decoys, cocoons, slingshots, a dam, and a parachute
-Can use it to plug up guns
-Elastic enough to repel a bank vault door
-By wrapping the webbing around her hands or arms, she can increase her striking strength and form makeshift armor to greatly reduce damage
-Lasts up to 2 hours before dissolving into powder
-Each web-shooter comes equipped with a Spider-Signal, which she uses to either announce her arrival to criminals or illuminate a dark area

Spider-Girl Stingers by Br3ndan5
Stingers:
-Metal darts fired from the tops of her web-shooters
-Since she feels they’re too brutal, she only uses them if the situation is desperate enough or if she’s pissed-off

Spider-Girl Impact Webbing by Br3ndan5
Impact Webbing:
-A pellet that explodes into web tendrils and ensnares whatever it makes contact with
-Also fired from the tops of her web-shooters
-Can use it to restrain others or rescue them if they’re falling in midair

Spider-Girl Black Suit by Br3ndan5
Black Costume:
-An alternate outfit commissioned by Black Tarantula to replace her old one after it was destroyed
-Has several dozen spares on hand in case one is destroyed
-Often wears this when she wants to go for a stealth approach during a fight, as the black cloth renders her nigh-invisible while in the shadows
    -Though she’s also been known to wear it whenever she needs a change of pace

Spider-Girl Glider by Br3ndan5
Goblin Glider:
-A method of transportation that was originally used by the Green Goblin
-Convinced Normie to lend it to her after she temporarily lost her powers
-Its front can be used to pierce through a person’s flesh
-Has a smoke exhaust that makes it difficult for others to breathe

Spider-Girl Pumpkin Bomb by Br3ndan5
Pumpkin Bombs:
-Pumpkin-shaped explosives that contain a high level of power
-Another item May convinced Normie to let her use while she was powerless
-Has three variants: regular, gas grenades, and EMPs
-Carries a few dozen on hand whenever she uses them
-By combining them with her webbing, she can produce makeshift flashbangs

Spider-Girl Phone by Br3ndan5
Phone:
-A cell phone that resembles one of her web cartridges
-Given to her by Normie as a gift
-Small enough to be inserted into her web-shooters
-Uses it to call and text people (obviously)

Spider-Tracer by Br3ndan5
Spider-Tracer:
-A tracking device that May can attach to a person or object, either by firing them from her web-shooters or by manually placing them on targets
-Emits a signal that covers a 100-yard radius
-Small enough that most targets don’t notice their existence
-Unlike her father, who could track them with his Spider-Sense, May needs to use a receiver since hers operates on a different frequency

Venom symbiote by Br3ndan5
Venom Symbiote:
-An inorganic, amorphous, parasitic alien that originally bonded to Eddie Brock, was later passed onto Normie, and eventually bonded with May
-According to May, the symbiote is female
-Gives May access to the memories of its previous hosts, which includes Peter, Eddie, and Normie
-Provides a massive boost to May’s strength, speed, durability, and regeneration; which can be augmented further by letting it feed off of her negative emotions
-Lets her create an unlimited amount of webbing, shapeshift her body into different weapons and forms, camouflage with her surroundings to make her invisible, and stretch her limbs to ensnare others
-While wearing it, May becomes more violent and aggressive
-No longer in her possession, as Venom sacrificed itself to save May and Peter

Powers:

Spider-Girl Wall Crawl by Br3ndan5
Wall-Crawling:
-Like her father, May has the ability to alter the inter-atomic bindings of matter, allowing her to stick to surfaces and climb them just by placing her hands on them
-Said to be more powerful than Peter’s
-Unlike her father, May has two unique abilities tailored to this power:
    -Can transmit her electrostatic “stickiness” through whatever surface she touches, allowing her to leave any people or objects on it stuck in place for several seconds
    –This ability has been shown to affect beings as large and heavy as The Thing
    -She can reverse this stickiness to propel off of a surface, allowing her to add power to her jumps. Alternatively, she can use this ability to repel people or nearby objects away from her

Spider-Girl Spider-Sense by Br3ndan5
Spider-Sense:
-An omnidirectional sixth sense that allows May to detect any form of danger coming from her surroundings
-Much like her wall-crawling, her version of this ability is more effective than her father’s
-Lets her sense the exact position a potential danger is coming from and what direction they’ll flee to when caught
-Automatically tells her if the danger is posed by a familiar target (such as an attack from an opponent she’s met before) or if it’s a new threat entirely
    -For example, if she’s being spied on by multiple people on different occasions, she can tell whether or not the observer is the same as one from a previous incident
-Lets her know if she’s in a hallucination
-Tells her if someone is a shapeshifter or if they’re disguised as someone else
-By concentrating, she can use it to find an opponent’s weak spots
-Can use it to locate dimensional rifts, find where a teleporter will materialize, track opponents who are invisible or in an astral form, see through illusions to discern her real target, use it as a second set of eyes if she’s ever blinded, or track someone’s movements in a pitch-black area

Healing Factor:
-Allows her to heal from injuries at a faster rate than a normal person
-Healed from a stab wound in the span of 2 days
-Fully recovered from a sprained ankle in only a few hours

Spider-Girl Weaknesses by Br3ndan5
Weaknesses:
-Is only half as strong as the original Spider-Man
-Will become nauseous and disoriented if she’s exposed to ethyl chloride, though this only lasts for about three seconds
-Her willpower, while immense, has its limits
    -It’s also not proportionate to her stamina, as she’s been shown to sometimes push herself to the point of barely being conscious and lacking any strength in her attacks
-Selfless attitude can be used against her
    -For example, targeting civilians will cause her to put aside whatever she’s doing to try and save them, which can leave her vulnerable to attacks
-Her web-shooters can be damaged or even broken with enough force
-Web-fluid, stingers, and impact webbing all have limited ammo
    -Though the issue of web-fluid is slightly mitigated since she often brings spare cartridges
-The Goblin Glider, Pumpkin Bombs, and Venom symbiote aren’t standard equipment
    -Even if they were, May only had the Venom symbiote for three pages, which means she has very little experience using it
-The symbiote is weak to sonic attacks and extreme heat
-Needs to concentrate if she wants to stick to a surface
-Her Spider-Sense can be nullified by certain gases or noises that are at a high enough frequency
-Much like her dad, she suffers from the infamous “Parker Luck,” where no matter what good she does as a superhero, it will negatively affect her civilian life
-Despite her constant attempts to try and avoid it, she always finds herself fighting other heroes because of misunderstandings

(“It’s my job to protect the innocent from the monsters! That’s why I first donned this costume. It’s why I was born to be SPIDER-GIRL!”)

Spider-Boy Swings Into Death Battle!

Spider-Boy by Br3ndan5
Spider-Boy
Real Name: Peter “Pete” Ross
Aliases: Arach-Kid, Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Boy, Wall-Walker, S.B., Mall-Crawling Wall-Crawler
Height: Unknown, but likely 5’6 – 5’9 given his fusees’ heights
Weight: Unknown, but likely 150 – 165 lbs given his fusees’ weights
Occupation: Photographer, Adventurer, Vigilante
First Appearance: Spider-Boy #1 (April 1996)

Feats:
-Was created during the Marvel vs DC event as a fusion of Superboy and Spider-Man
-Was created by Project Cadmus as an attempt at recreating the legendary hero Super-Soldier
-Became a photographer for the Daily Bugle
-Defeated Bizarnage by tricking the symbiote into entering its energy containment cell
-Defeated a giant-sized King Lizard by tricking him into eating Ray Palmer’s White Dwarf Star core
-Foiled Scavulture’s plan to steal the Black Diamond Soul Gem

-Apparently caused the timeline to get rebooted after being sent to 2099, getting launched into 2104 by the Time Square, and returning to 2099
-Got engaged to, and would later go on to marry, Mary Jane Watson AKA Insect Queen
-Became an inspiration to heroes in the future, with his existence being credited as the reason for the creation of the Legion of Galactic Guardians 2099

Spider-Boy Strength by Br3ndan5
Strength:
-Kicked King Lizard, to no effect
-Can be increased further with his gravitokinesis (See “Powers” below)

Spider-Boy Speed by Br3ndan5
Speed:
-Dodged an attack from Bizarnage
-Avoided a tail swipe from King Lizard
-Dodged a punch from a giant-sized King Lizard
-Avoided a laser shot from Scavulture’s Evil Eye
-Can be increased further with his gravitokinesis (See “Powers” below)

Spider-Boy durability by Br3ndan5
Durability:
-Was hit by King Lizard’s tail and got back up almost immediately
-Got up immediately after being tackled through a window by Scavulture
-Survived the explosion of Kang the Time-Conqueror’s Limbo dimension

Skills:

Spider-Boy strategy1 by Br3ndan5
Spider-Boy strategy2 by Br3ndan5
Expert Strategist:
-Used Bizarnage’s obsession with him to trick the symbiote into its cell
-Used King Lizard’s rage against him by tricking him into eating Ray Palmer’s White Dwarf Star core, shrinking him in size

Spider-Boy personality by Br3ndan5
Personality:
-Due to being a combination of Spider-Man and 90’s era Superboy, Spider-Boy often acts like an irresponsible teenager
-Tends to make sarcastic quips, jokes, and occasional pop culture references during battle to deliberately anger opponents and make them act sloppy
-Due to being dismissed as a kid during the incident that killed his Uncle “Gen” Thunderbolt Ross, he’s sworn to face any danger by himself and become the center of attention so others wouldn’t get hurt
-Is obsessed with his own self-image and celebrity status, occasionally making remarks about his merchandising both in and out of battle
-Refuses to allow bystanders to get hurt, and will feel immense guilt should it happen

Weapons and Equipment:

Spider-Boy Web-Pistol by Br3ndan5
Web-Pistol:
-Also called the Web-Shooter
-Fires strands of synthetic webbing that are extremely durable and possess great adhesive properties
-Will dissolve into powder after 1 hour
-Can use its webs to swing across buildings

Spider-Boy Legion Ring by Br3ndan5
Legion Anti-Grav Ring:
-Given to him by the Legion of Galactic Guardians 2099
-Allows him to fly off in any direction he wants just by thinking about it

Powers:

Spider-Boy Gravitokinesis by Br3ndan5
Gravitokinesis:
-While his power was originally the ability to control all forms of gravity, Spider-Boy’s sabotaged cloning process left him with the ability to redirect his own personal gravity
-Can increase his gravity to pull himself toward large objects, allowing him to walk or crawl up walls and buildings
-By focusing his inner gravity, Spider-Boy can boost his strength and speed to superhuman levels
-Can lower his gravity to jump higher and increase his agility

Spider-Boy Weaknesses by Br3ndan5
Weaknesses:
-Lack of feats due to only having 2 appearances before Amalgam Comics got canceled
-Doesn’t have many of his fusees’ powers, as he noticeably lacks a Spider Sense
-Can easily be disarmed of his Web-Pistol
-Lacks experience using the Anti-Grav Ring

-Somewhat cocky at times

(“That’s when I knew I had to make sure I was never just a kid who got ignored while other people got hurt! That’s when I made the costume… got on TV… and that’s when I really learned what uncle Gen said was totally solid! With great power does come great responsibility… and way too much fun!”)

Death Battle: Batman vs Green Goblin

Prelude here: https://brendansversus.wordpress.com/2020/05/06/prelude-batman-vs-green-goblin/

Alright, the combatants are set. Let’s end this debate once and for all! It’s time for a Death Battle!

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Bruce Wayne sat at the BatComputer, analyzing some evidence for a case that involved a string of murders. The billionaire had spent the past few days investigating a case that was occurring throughout New York. According to the various newspapers and tabloids, there had been a string of murders with the businessmen of Oscorp and Wayne Enterprises as the victims. While the reasoning behind these murders was unknown, it was known that the victims had died in an explosion. Bruce had investigated and found that the bombs’ residue matched chemicals that were being used in the labs at Oscorp. This easily narrowed the murderer down to someone at Oscorp, but who could it have been? The motive was easy to find: anger at being forced to merge businesses with WayneTech. The agreement between the two companies had been all over the news, with various channels and articles proclaiming “​OSCORP’S FUNDS DWINDLING! BOARD SUGGESTS MERGING COMPANIES!” or “HOSTILE TAKEOVER PENDING! THE END OF OSCORP?” Bruce, now aware of the killer’s motive, began to check for any suspects. Within several seconds, the billionaire had found one of the more recent articles, “OSCORP BUSINESSMEN OVERRIDE NORMAN OSBORN’S REFUSAL TO MERGE WITH WAYNETECH.” With this information in mind, Bruce got up from his seat and walked toward his Batsuit just as his butler, Alfred, had started to walk down the steps.

“I take it you’re investigating more of those murders, Master Wayne?” the butler asked.

“No, Alfred. I’m ending these murders. And I think I just found the prime suspect.”

Several minutes later

The Batmobile’s engine roared as it drove through New York toward its destination: the Osborn mansion. As he began approaching the mansion, however, Batman had noticed a vaguely bat-shaped object in the sky some distance away. Upon further inspection, he noticed there was a person standing on top of it, currently taking something out of what appeared to be a purse. The figure then tossed the object to the Batmobile, exploding as soon as it made contact. Both car and driver were thrown off-course as the heavily-armored vehicle crashed into the side of the road. With some difficulty, Batman jumped out of the hole that the explosive had created before landing on the ground. The Caped Crusader looked around, attempting to find who had attacked him. He found his answer when a bat-shaped glider suddenly landed near him, revealing its grinning occupant. The man in question was dressed in what appeared to be green body armor with a purple overshirt, gloves, and boots. He had covered his face with a green mask that had bulging, yellow eyes, and a purple stocking cap over it. While the Dark Knight didn’t know it, the man standing before him was Norman Osborn, the Green Goblin.

“Easy there, Tall, Dark, and Gothic. You shouldn’t have been speeding. Don’t you know you could have hit someone?” the Goblin asked with a grin.

“I’m busy investigating a string of murders, so if you have anything to say, spit it out.” The Dark Knight said bluntly.

“I do, in fact. You’ve caught the culprit himself red-handed.” Norman said, his grin widening.

“Then I’ll be sending you to Arkham Asylum right now.” Batman declared as he got into a fighting pose.

“I’d like to see you try!” Osborn declared as he reached into his satchel and pulled out a Pumpkin Bomb. Priming the explosive, Norman threw it toward the Dark Knight, who responded by throwing a batarang.

The two projectiles collided in the air, causing the bomb to explode prematurely and cover the street in smoke. From the smoke emerged Batman, rushing toward the Goblin and kicking him in the chest. The Caped Crusader then followed up with a barrage of punches and kicks, but before he could land his last blow, he felt the Goblin grip his wrists and deliver a headbutt that knocked him back slightly. As the billionaire was briefly disoriented, Norman grabbed him by his cape before flinging him into the wall of a nearby building, the impact causing several bricks to loosen or crack. The World’s Greatest Detective got himself back to his feet just in time to feel four razor-sharp bat-shaped blades embed themselves in his body, two in his arms and two in his chest. The Dark Knight groaned in pain just as the Goblin delivered a kick to his stomach, destroying a portion of the brick wall behind them and sending Bruce flying across the room. The Goblin laughed before walking inside.

“Well that was boring. Already out after a few love taps. Come on, Batman! Even Spider-Man on his worst days lasted longer than you. AHAHAHA- agh!” Osborn was cut off as he felt several sharp blades pierce his armor and stab into his body. The bat-shaped blades had entered his arms, legs, and stomach. These were not Norman’s blades that had previously injured The Bat. No. These were blades of Bruce’s own design, the batarangs.

“Well, I didn’t think you admired my work,” Goblin said as he pulled the batarangs out of his body and tossed them aside, “but you know what they say, imitation is the sincerest form of-“ he looked up to see that the Dark Knight had suddenly disappeared, the only evidence of his appearance being some slightly bloodied razor bats. “-flattery.” he finished before looking around in an attempt to find Batman. A cloud of smoke began to coat the room, but the Goblin was more annoyed by this than anything. He looked through the thick smoke for any sign of the Dark Knight, unaware that his opponent had suddenly dropped down behind him and kicked him to the ground. The Emerald Elf turned to confront his assailant, but he had suddenly disappeared, as though he were a mirage. He continued to look around, unaware that his opponent was only a few feet away, staring at one of the bloodstained batarangs.

“Oracle,” he spoke to a communicator in his mask, “run a test to see if anyone matches this blood sample.”

“On it.” A female voice responded. “Oh my God.” She said as the results came up.

“Who is it?” Bruce asked. A display of the medical records told him who he was currently facing. “I thought so.”

“Do you need me to do anything else?” Barbara asked.

“Send these records to the police. Have them send an investigative group to the Oscorp Mansion.”

“What are you going to do?”

“I’m going to end this.” Bruce said as he looked down at the Goblin. “One way or another.”

Back on the ground, the Green Goblin’s eyes darted around as he attempted to look past the smoke. His eyes widened in surprise as two batarangs suddenly burst from the smoke and flew toward him. His surprise quickly changed to a smug grin as he caught the projectiles mid-flight. He prepared to say something, only for the batarangs to begin beeping. Quickly realizing what they were, Norman threw the batarangs to the side as he attempted to jump out of harm’s way. Instead, the batarangs detonated prematurely, sending him flying into the floor. He got back up, groaning, before pulling out another pumpkin bomb.

“Alright, Batman, let’s see how you deal with THIS bomb!” he laughed as he primed the explosive before throwing it to the ground. Upon detonating, the bomb released a cloud of gas that quickly spread throughout the room. Batman noticed this and fired his Grapple Gun, pulling himself higher as he put on a gas mask. The Caped Crusader kept himself in the dark as he watched the Goblin search for him, activating Detective Mode to check the madman’s vitals after suffering blood loss. Surprisingly enough, he seemed to be perfectly fine, no injuries at all. The Dark Knight took note of the Goblin’s gloves, and upon scanning, found the circuitry inside appeared to work in a similar manner to a taser. Now weary of his opponent, Bruce decided the best course of action for now would be a stealth attack. As quietly as possible, Batman snuck around the Goblin before eventually dropping down on him from above and dropkicking him.

Before the Green Goblin could recover, the Bat delivered several punches to his face and stomach until delivering one last punch that caused Osborn to hit a window, shattering it. He stumbled forward before ducking under a punch from Batman and driving his fist into the Dark Knight’s stomach, sending him flying back. Norman laughed as he watched the Dark Knight’s dazed reaction.

“Well, Batman, it’s been fun, but I’m afraid you won’t be getting your man tonight.” the Green Goblin declared as he pulled out another device from his bag of tricks and threw it forward. This device appeared to be some sort of bat that began circling around the Caped Crusader. Norman laughed as he watched the Dark Knight struggle through the smokescreen before priming another pumpkin bomb and throwing it to the ground. Batman jumped through the smoke just in time to see the Goblin summon his glider.  Norman turned to the billionaire and gave him a mock salute before flying away from the building. Just as Bruce attempted to follow, the pumpkin bomb exploded, causing the building around him to collapse. Osborn viewed the destruction from a safe distance before laughing as he began flying away from the wreckage.

Unfortunately for the Goblin, his opponent was not going to be defeated so easily. A grappling line shot out from the wreckage and latched itself onto the glider, pulling Batman out of the rubble and taking him for a ride. Norman felt the additional weight that Bruce was adding and looked back to find the Caped Crusader drawing closer. Before Osborn could react, the World’s Greatest Detective had delivered a brutal uppercut that caused him to stumble back. As he prepared to deliver another blow, the Goblin caught the fist in his hand and activated his Goblin Blasters, causing thousands of volts of electricity to course through Batman’s suit. Bruce fought through the pain and attempted to deliver a headbutt, only to get cut off as Norman switched his grasp from hand to neck and began squeezing.

“Well, Batman, you’ve just signed your own death warrant. You could have avoided this had you just stayed in that building, but you just had to play the hero. Now look where it’s got you. A slow, agonizing death as I squeeze the life out of you.” Norman said, emphasizing his point by applying more pressure. Just as it seemed the Dark Knight was about to finally lose consciousness, he brought both arms up before bringing them down on the Goblin’s arms, his wrist blades slicing through Norman’s armor and skin. The Goblin let out a pained screech as he dropped Batman to the ground, allowing the Caped Crusader to catch his breath before putting his plan into action.

Bruce pulled out a batarang and stabbed it into the Goblin’s heel, causing him to cry out in pain. The pain was magnified further as a screeching sound emitted from the blade, causing Osborn to cover his ears in pain. Surprisingly, the screeching appeared to increase in volume. Upon looking up, Norman saw why. A MASSIVE swarm of bats were flying toward him, their teeth bared. The president of Oscorp was mostly unaffected, save for the exposed parts of his armor, which allowed the flying mammals to bite at him. Just as the swarm was about to clear, Batman drove one foot forward as he knocked Norman off of his glider. Just as it seemed the Goblin would fall to his death, he managed to grab on at the last second, though his grip was slipping.

“Help me!” Norman said with fear in his eyes. Bruce looked at the Goblin, as though contemplating whether he should. Upon receiving no response from the Dark Knight, Osborn held out his other hand. Bruce prepared to grab onto it, but at that exact moment the Goblin’s hand slipped and he fell, screaming. Not willing to let Osborn die, Bruce jumped after him. As he drew closer, the Caped Crusader grabbed onto the Goblin and pulled out his Grapple Gun. A line shot up and latched onto the roof of a nearby building, allowing the Dark Knight to pull both of them to safety. As they landed on the rooftop, the Green Goblin began laughing.

“I knew you didn’t have it in you to let me fall.” Osborn declared, but before he could laugh any further he was cut off as Batman delivered a right hook to his face. The World’s Greatest Detective then began wailing on the Emerald Elf as he unleashed a furious combo of punches. He brought his fist forward to deliver a blow that would incapacitate the murderous millionaire, but it was caught mid-punch.

 “You want to know what sets the two of us apart? You’re not willing to kill. While I, on the other hand…” Norman pressed a button on one of his gloves. Bruce turned as he heard the sound of a rocket going off. He broke the Goblin’s guard and attempted to move out of the way, but his opponent quickly recovered and forced him back down by pulling on his cape at the last second. Bruce gasped in pain as he felt the blades on the glider’s headpiece pierce through his chest. “…am more than willing to do whatever I need.” He finished as the glider drove into the ground, pinning Batman. The Dark Knight attempted to remove the glider, but his attempts were interrupted as the Goblin stepped on one of his arms, breaking it. The Caped Crusader grimaced in pain as the Green Goblin grinned. He brought his hand up to the Dark Knight’s mask and, with a swipe of his hand, removed it, revealing Bruce Wayne. Norman’s expression shifted in surprise for a moment, but he continued grinning upon seeing the true identity of his opponent.

“Well, I’ll admit I wasn’t expecting this. Billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne secretly dresses up as a bat and beats up criminals every night? I mean, I always thought you had some secrets, Bruce, but I never thought it was something like this. Oh well, at least I’ve managed to kill two birds with one stone. With you out of the way, Gotham City’s crime rate’s going to rise and I’ll be watching it from your company’s headquarters.” The Goblin said as he began chuckling. His chuckling began to rise into uproarious laughter before Batman cut him off.

“That won’t happen, Osborn.” Upon hearing his name, the Green Goblin turned to the Dark Knight.

“What was that?” The Dark Knight ignored his surprised opponent and contacted Oracle.

“Oracle, have you sent the samples to the police?”

“Already done.” She responded. “The police are investigating the Oscorp mansion as we speak.”

“Good.”

“What do you mean by that? What’s good?” the Goblin asked furiously as he grabbed Bruce by his costume.

“During our fight I had my assistant analyze the samples of your blood. Once she found a match the police were notified. Right now they’re conducting an in-depth investigation of your mansion. Face it, Osborn. Even if you win this battle by killing me, you’ve only succeeded in shooting yourself in the foot in the long run.” As those words echoed through his ears, Norman’s face contorted in rage as he grabbed Bruce by the neck and held him close.

“Even if my reputation’s going under, it doesn’t mean I can’t have some fun by killing you first.” He said in an unnervingly quiet voice. Moving at a surprisingly fast speed, the Goblin removed Bruce from the glider and began choking him. The Batman’s breathing began to slow as Norman applied more pressure until his movements stopped entirely. Grinning at his handiwork, the Green Goblin picked up Bruce’s body and threw it off the building, watching it land on a car with a loud CRUNCH!

Norman looked gleefully at Batman’s corpse, his smile only faltering as he heard sirens quickly making their way to him. Within seconds several police cars and a helicopter caught up to where he was.

“Norman Osborn!” A policeman called out. “We have you surrounded! Put your hands on your head and come quietly or we will be forced to shoot!” Upon hearing this, the Goblin raised his hands in surrender, but quickly pulled out a pumpkin bomb and tossed it into the air. The bomb unleashed a narcotic gas, blocking the policemen’s view as he got back on to his glider and flew away. It would take a while, but he would have to lay low until this could blow over.

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After nearly 5 months of real life cutting into my free time, I was finally able to finish the fight. Anyway, let’s get on to why the Goblin wins this.

While both combatants are certainly formidable, and each have certain advantages that could net them the win, Goblin is superior physicality-wise due to taking on Spider-Man, and both his healing factor and superior armor would allow him to withstand everything the Dark Knight could throw at him. It doesn’t help that while Batman’s arsenal could be used to kill, it is easily trumped by Norman’s weapons and gadgets, which are designed specifically to kill.

Intelligence wise, both are pretty even, though the Goblin edges out only slightly due to his more scheming nature allowing him to study and manipulate the Dark Knight.

Though that doesn’t mean the Caped Crusader is completely screwed. His stealth could allow him to study the Goblin, and his Detective Mode could alert him to what weapons the Goblin could use. There’s also the fact that he’s had more experience in fighting hand to hand, though the Goblin’s superior durability and armor would render this moot. Though these would only delay the inevitable until the Goblin could eventually gain the upper hand.

The winner is the Green Goblin.

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Green Goblin (Winner)
+Physically superior
+Better armor
+Arsenal is designed to kill

+His healing factor could let him shrug off Batman’s blows
+Slightly more intelligent
-Less experienced fighting hand-to-hand
-No way to counter Batman’s stealth or Detective Mode


Batman (Loser)
+More experienced fighting hand-to-hand

+Goblin has no way to counter his stealth
+Detective Mode could allow him to see what weapons the Goblin has on hand
-Physically inferior
-Inferior armor
-While his arsenal could be used to kill, it isn’t designed to do so

Prelude: Batman vs Green Goblin

These two businessmen of questionable sanity spend their fortunes to  dress up in costumes while using gadgets of their own designs to inspire fear in others.
Batman, Gotham City’s Caped Crusader.

And the Green Goblin, Spider-Man’s arch nemesis.

I’m Br3ndan5, and I’ll be analyzing their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE!

Batman
AKA: Bruce Wayne
First Appearance: Detective Comics #27 (May, 1939)


Feats:
-Solved numerous unsolvable crimes
-Invites near-death experiences
-Can best metahumans in combat
-Does not use firearms
–Excluding his earliest appearances or against a threat like Darkseid
-Singlehandedly defeated Superman & the Justice League
-Only non-powered founder of the Justice League
-Avoided unavoidable Omega Beams
-Survived outer space for 24 seconds
-Can bench press 1,000 lbs
-Can leg press 2,500 lbs
-Can throw a batarang 100 mph
-Swapped a poison drink faster than the literal blink of an eye
-Broke into Area 51 and Area 52

As a child, Bruce Wayne lived a happy life. His family was kind, supportive, and rich. Then tragedy struck at the age of 8 when Bruce witnessed his parents being mugged and then shot by the criminal Joe Chill.
Left traumatized by the incident and presumably with no therapists to turn to, Bruce did what any child would do in this situation: vow to fight crime so no one would ever have to go through what he did. Though judging by how many Robins he’s had to take under his wing, he’s probably still got a way’s to go.

Regardless, Bruce spent his time training in the ways of martial arts, becoming an incredible fighter and pushing his body to its limits and pretty much becoming superhuman in his abilities. Just look at what he’s done to get an idea of how far he pushed his body.

Strength:
-Held back a car from speeding away
-Shoved a railcar with his legs to get it moving
-Resisted the pull of a jet turbine, climbed onto a wing and then held onto the wing
-Held up a collapsed building long enough for some monks to escape
-Pulled open a steel vault while underwater
-Pulled open a car trunk while underwater to rescue a little girl
-Broke a handgun in half while being shot
-Ripped a metal duct apart despite being starved, drugged, and deprived of sleep for a week

Speed:
-Moved fast enough to save an old lady from a speeding car
-Caught a grenade thrown at him and tossed it away into a dryer to absorb its explosion
-Dodged gunfire from a tank while rushing at it
-Evaded machine gun fire from a GCPD helicopter
-Evaded the Wrath’s machine gun fire (5,000 rounds per minute)
-Disappears out of sight before Batwoman’s grenades could blow up and then reappears behind her before Batwoman can notice
-Disarmed two gunmen with a single batarang before they could point their guns at him

Durability:
-Survived having his back broken by Bane
-Stopped himself from falling by using his grappling hooks to tether between two buildings, putting an immense amount of force on his muscles
-Survived a multi-story fall after being stabbed through the chest and kicked through glass
–Without his suit
-Survived the Joker torturing him with an electric chair
-Continued fighting after being lit on fire
-Continued fighting after having a shovel shoved through his chest

Weapons and Equipment:

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Batsuit:
-Repurposed Nomex survival suit
-Almost totally bulletproof
-Flame and shock resistant
-Cape doubles as a glider
-Cowl’s para-aramid fibers lessen impacts to the head
-Gauntlets armed with blades
-Equipped with Detective Mode

Detective Mode:
-Allows Batman to see his opponent’s skeleton, weapon, and emotional state
-Can see through multiple layers of the human body

Utility Belt:
-Grapple gun
-Gas mask
-Tear gas
-Smoke pellets
-Transponder that summons bats
-Batarangs

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Weaknesses:
-Despite his abilities, he’s still human
-Most of his gadgets are non-lethal


(“No, not “may be”, I am. When the mugger or the thief stops to think twice, that is fear. That is what I am. That is why they hired assassins – because I am the reason the criminals breathe easier when the sun rises. So no, Alfred, I am not in over my head. Tonight will not be my end… but it will be theirs!”)

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Green Goblin
AKA: Norman Osborn
First Appearance: Amazing Spider-Man vol. 1 #14 (July, 1964)

Feats:
-One of Spider-Man’s greatest and most deadliest enemies
-Was the first villain to discover Spider-Man’s identity
-Killed Gwen Stacy, Spider-Man’s girlfriend at the time
-Survived his death and went into hiding for years
-Killed Ben Reilly, a clone a Spider-Man and his foster brother
-Is responsible for the entire Clone Saga
-Crippled Flash Thompson
-Killed the Skrull Queen and managed to become the head of national security
-Created and led the Dark Avengers, a team of supervillains impersonating superheros
-Managed to get the Sentry to side with him
-Led his team of supervillains to try to invade an earthbound Asgard
-Took over the city and destroyed everything the Superior Spider-Man built up for killing the real Spider-Man

Born to failed businessmen Amberson Osborn, Norman’s childhood was a pretty horrible one. Amberson’s failure to maintain his company caused him to turn to alcohol to deal with his depression, and he would often take his anger out on Norman. This caused Norman to hate his father and resolve to become better than him.

Upon graduating college, Norman married his college sweetheart Emily and eventually got her pregnant, causing her to give birth to their son Harry. Feeling pretty good about his life, Norman decided to found Oscorp Industries using his money and some help from his old college professor Mendel Stromm. Unfortunately, Emily died while Harry was a year old, causing Osborn to become focused on working harder while also becoming emotionally abusive toward Harry. So much for being better that dear old dad.

Later on, Osborn became more power hungry and had Stromm arrested for supposedly embezzling funds. As his former partner was arrested, Osborn sifted through his possessions and found notes on a formula that Stromm was creating. Norman decided he could test this himself and made the formula just as it instructed, but it turned green and exploded. From that day forward, Norman Osborn was a changed man. The formula had increased his abilities and intelligence, but it had also driven him mad. Norman now had a desire to become the king of New York’s criminal underworld, but he realized that doing this as Norman Osborn was a horrible idea. This caused him to take up the mantle of the Green Goblin and terrorize New York with the goal of killing Spider-Man and gaining more power.

Physicality:

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Strength:
-Thanks to the Goblin Serum, hold his own against Spider-Man
-Strong enough to lift at least 9 tons
-Destroys Swordsman(Strucker)’s sword by stomping on it
-Grabs and holds onto Spider-Man
-Grabs Spider-Man’s hands and shoves him away
-Thrashes around Deadpool
-Destroys shackles designed to hold the Hobgoblin
-Beats down Ben Reilly, an identical clone of Spider-Man

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Speed:
-Consistently shown to be able to keep up with Spider-Man
-Dodges a thug and takes out a gun with his blaster
-Dodges a chair thrown by Spider-Man
-Dodges a blast from the Hobgoblin
-Dodges a blast from Swordsman (Strucker)
-Takes out a guard at a high security prison before he could react

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Durability:
-Is mostly alright after getting falling rubble pin him and Spider-Man down
-Gets tackled down a helicopter onto concrete and is fine
-Takes a massive beating from an enraged Spider-Man
-Tanks a pumpkin bomb and a blast from Songbird
-Is fine after getting slammed into a building from a great height
-Tanks a whole bag of Pumpkin Bombs exploding on him
-Is still conscious after another enraged Spider-Man gave him another beating

Weapons and Equipment:

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Armor:
-Provides heavy protection
-Mask can act as a gas mask
-Easily takes bullets and explosions
-Tanks a pumpkin bomb and a blast from Songbird

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Goblin Glider:
-Main method of transportation
-Was a broomstick in his first appearance
-Can fly as speed that rivals, or even exceed Spider-Man’s
-Can move fast enough to pierce a Sentinel’s head
-Can control it remotely to call it to himself or attack enemies
-Is able to self-destruct the glider at will
-Has a flame exhaust that can burn through Spider-Man’s webbing
-Has a smoke exhaust that makes it difficult for Spider-Man to breathe
-Has a gas exhaust that can make Spider-Man very weak

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Pumpkin Bomb:
-Signature weapons
-High level explosives in the shape of pumpkins
-Destroyed chunks of a street and flips cars
-Causes massive damage to a bridge with cars
-Makes Spider-Man very groggy and can knock him out
-Takes out some armored guards easily
-Blasted Swordsman (Strucker) through a wall

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Incendiary Bombs:
-Variant of the standard Pumpkin Bomb
-Melts through 3 inches of steel
-Quickly ignites a large area

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Narcotic Gas Pumpkins:
-Produces gas to knock out targets
-Takes out the Osborn family including Molten Man

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Hallucinogen Gas Pumpkin:
-Produces gas that causes victims to see hallucinations
-Caused Spider-Man to experience very lucid hallucinations
-Caused Spider man to immediately start seeing illusions
-Spider-Man temporarily turned crazy from the gas

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Glue Bomb:
-Produces glue that sticks enemies to immobilize them

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Goblin Blasters:
-Channels blasts for several thousands of volts from his gloves’ fingers
-Staggered Spider-Man with a grazing blast
-Knocks back Molten Man
-Knocks out Flash Thompson
-Almost knocks out Spider-Man with a blast
-A blast to the head makes Spider-Man’s head spin
-5 Blasts take out Ben Reilly, Spider-Man’s identical clone

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Razor Bats:
-Razor sharp projectiles that can be thrown
-Cut through Spider-Man’s webbing

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Smoke Bat:
-Mechanical bat that circles around targets and produces smoke to blind them

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Electro-Bat:
-Thrown projectile that shocks the target
-Strong enough to stun Spider-Man

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Ghost Net:
-Net used to capture and immobilize targets
-Is stronger than steel, even Spider-Man has trouble getting free

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Goblin Surprise:
-An asphyxiation grenade
-Knocks out Spider-Man
-Almost took all the oxygen from the Human Torch


Skills and Abilities:

Healing Factor:
-Gained from the serum he taken
-Regenerated his heart being pierced by his glider

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Genius Intellect:-Very intelligent, observant, and innovative
-Good with numbers and physics
-Discovered that the prison he was in is under water
-Sees through Doctor Strange’s illusion
-Figured out that the New Avengers were setting up a trap and countered it
-Knew that Spider-Man was trying to infiltrate him by impersonating Venom
-Discovered how Peter Parker got his pictures of Spider-Man
-Created a gas that dulls senses and removes the Spider Sense
-Created a gas grenade that removed wall crawling
-Figures out how to jam War Machine’s magno locks

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Devious Schemer:-Master plotter and manipulator
-Knew Spider-Man would attack him so he placed cameras
-Changed his face to hide his identity
-Plans automatically altering “evidence” against him
-Captured Black Widow by pretending to be Nick Fury
-Successfully figures out Spider-Man’s identity
-Has a lot of plans for if he goes down which he uses to make Spider-Man break him out of prison
-Managed to exploit the Superior Spider-Man’s Spider-Bots weakness and took over the city after all other crime was removed
-Was revealed to be behind the whole Clone Saga
-Hires an actor to kidnap his grandson so he can clear his name
-Makes the entire city hunt for Spider-Man
-Gets inside the Sentry’s head and wins him over to his side
-Distracts the public from very bad press by putting War Machine on trial and letting Ares attend the trial
-Improves Daken’s image by blowing up a few buildings and blamed it on the enemies while planting a baby that Daken could rescue
-Gets inside Captain Marvell Skrull’s head and turns him against the Skrulls
-Became the head of national security by manipulated the public and president and killing the Skrull Queen

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Weaknesses
:-Rather arrogant, refuses to acknowledge his mistakes
-Mentally ill, tends to make bad decisions


(“But you, Parker… How does it feel to once again, let a friend down? You seem to have quite a history of failing your friends and loved ones. Dear, Sweet Gwendolin your deceased girlfriend who died so young. Your beloved aunt May, who asked for so little of you and received exactly that until she was taken from you. My son, Harry. You claimed to be his friend, his confidant, and when he needed you most, you failed him as you do everyone else who gets close to you.”)

Death Battle Crosses the Black Cat’s Path!


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Black Cat
Real Name: Felicia Sara Hardy
Aliases: Little Cat, Francesca Featherbottom, Felicity Harmon, Ashley Moon, Licia, Leesh, Cat, Fee-Fee, Julie Newmar, Kitten, Pussycat, The Queenpin of Crime, Cat-Woman, Miss Kyle, Ms. Cat Lady, Take-Lady, Elodie Gros
Height: 5’10
Weight: 120 lbs
Occupation: Adventurer, Cat Burglar, Thief, Private Investigator, Bounty Hunter, Founder of Cat’s Eye Investigations, Member of the Thieves’ Guild (formerly), Crimelord (formerly), Criminal (formerly), Member of the Heroes for Hire (formerly)
First Appearance: Amazing Spider-Man #194 (July 1979)
Themes:

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Death Battle: Black Cat vs Catwoman

Alright, the combatants are set. Let’s end this debate once and for all! It’s time for a Death Battle!

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New York City, nighttime

A leather clad woman with platinum blonde hair and a black domino mask was busy jumping acrobatically through the city when she suddenly came across a museum. The cat burglar pulled out a grappling hook and quickly zipped up to the roof, landing silently. After checking to make sure no one saw her, the woman peered through the skylight. Something caught her eye: a large diamond in the middle of the room. The thief became amazed at its size, estimating that it must be worth at least several billion dollars. Purring with excitement, she quickly unsheathed her retractable claws and carved a hole into the glass roof. She then grabbed the piece she just carved out and set it aside before opening the window and using her grappling hook to support herself as she slowly slid down. She quickly made her way over to the jewel and quickly carved a hole through the glass case. Setting it aside carefully, she then grabbed the diamond before carefully placing the glass right where it had been before. With her prize now in hand, the Black Cat zipped out of the hole she had made, unaware that she was being watched.

The person watching her was a fellow cat burglar dressed in leather, but this one was wearing red goggles over a black mask that covered half of her face. Catwoman had been watching this rival thief for the past few minutes, waiting to see what she would steal. To her dismay, she saw the blonde steal the jewel she had wanted. Deciding not to let this amateur get too far, Selina Kyle quickly sprung into action and kicked her rival just as she left the building. Felicia fell onto the ground, dropping her diamond in the process, but her attacker managed to grab hold of it with her whip.

“I’ll be taking that off your hands, if you don’t mind.” Catwoman said as she pulled the diamond closer.

“Why don’t you rob some other museum? I’m pretty sure there’s one for a less experienced cat burglar.” Felicia insulted as she got back up and fired a grappling hook, snatching the gem from her attacker’s grasp.

“Funny. I was going to say the same to you.” The Princess of Plunder taunted before delivering a kick to the stomach. She then followed this up by tackling her blonde rival to the ground, forcing Felicia to drop the diamond. She threw a punch at Black Cat’s face, but found her fist caught in the Hardy’s right hand. Annoyed by this, she decided to try again, but this had the same result.

The two struggled against each other for a brief moment, with it only ending when Black Cat kicked Selina with enough force to send her flying off of the building. The Cat smirked as she looked over the ledge, checking to see if the vigilante was still alive. Upon doing so, she felt something wrap around her ankle, eliciting a yelp as a sharp tug forced her to follow.

The two cat burglars fell toward the ground at an alarming rate, but Black Cat managed to use her Cat’s Claw to swing to safety and took Selina with her, kicking the felonious feline through a wall. The two crashed into an abandoned warehouse and quickly fell to the ground, Hardy laying on top as Kyle hit her head against the cement floor. The Princess of Plunder groaned before pushing the blonde off of her. After taking a moment to catch her breath, she turned to Felicia and glared.

“You brat. That was supposed to be my job. I’d been planning on stealing that for weeks.” Catwoman said angrily.

“Well, you’re a bit slow, then. I’d been planning on stealing it since I laid my eyes on it a few minutes ago. How about a deal? Seeing as how I’m the superior thief, why don’t you just let me have it and in exchange, I’ll let you walk away with all your teeth.” Black Cat responded with a smirk.

“That’s not going to happen.” Selina responded as she unsheathed her claws.

“That’s a shame. Guess I’ll prove my superiority by beating it into you.” Hardy said as she unsheathed her own claws. The two women ran at each other, claws extended.

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Prelude: Black Cat vs Catwoman

The cat burglar has often been described as someone who uses their agility to enter a building undetected, and these two have taken the cat part of this persona to its extreme.

Felicia Hardy, the Black Cat.

Selena Kyle, the Catwoman.

I’m Br3ndan5, and I’ll be analyzing their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE!

Black Cat by Br3ndan5

Black Cat

AKA: Felicia Hardy, Ashley Moon, Felicity Harmon, Cat, Licia, Leesh, Fee-Fee, Kitten
Height: 5’10
Weight: 120 lbs
First Appearance: Amazing Spider-Man #194 (July 1979)

Feats:
-Beat Sabretooth
-Beat Scorpion while protecting a depowered Spider-Man
-Held her own against Tarantula, Scorpion, and several less significant Spider-Man rogues
-Defeated Hydroman despite losing her powers
-Beat the Lizard in hand to hand combat
-Became the leader of a mob in Dan Slott’s run of Spider-Man

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Strength:
-Climbed a building while carrying a fully grown man
-Kicked Carnage out of the air
-Staggered Mr. Hyde
-Kicked Mr. Hyde’s legs out from under him while he was distracted
-Held down Spider-Man’s wrists
–Costume further enhances strength (See “Weapons and Equipment” below)

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